Samsung have an ad out for the Galaxy in which they claim that this is "E-reading at its best". The sample book reads exactly as follows, spelling and all:
"Double K(DK) is being persued by vicious enemies and is injured in Souron's sneaky trap.. He decided to go into The Darkest Forest..where even little light cannot go through..
The Darkest Forest.. traces of human, animals, even wind, but any evidence of escape cannot be found in this death place.. no one knows what exists, what can survive.. but, DK does not have any other choice
he has bleeding too much and it is a matter of time before he gets caught.
Darkness, heavy fog,, does not allow DK to see even an inch ahead..
He finally takes a step into the silent death place.. "I know this smell..I can even predict how many dead animal bodies are rotting when I walk on them.. How long can I last? I cannot get caught by Souron?s Army although I meet my death here."
DK is lying down on his horse, his old friend, 'Thousand'. Even Thousand's beend shot by an arrow on his leg and back, he is protecting and sharing his heat with DK and walking into the darkness."
Huh? LOTR as translated by a teenage Korean studying English?
(with thanks to Jared's blog where I got the text from rather than typing it all out by hand)