What book wouldn't you read in a fit,even if you were locked in a cell with it (and nowt else) for weeks on end????

[moondog]

'Bravemouth' (I need another set of inverted commas for that one) Pamela Stephenson.

I sooooooo don't care about the self indulgent musings on deprived infancy by a purple bearded Scottish shortarse as related by his even more tedious wife.

ooh... do tell us more. Must be interesting if you are

Oh come on PC.Give us a larf.
GS you're so right about autobiographies from the living.
And JK Rowling. Zzzzzzzz
Her pronouncements on dieting on her website made the front page of the Telegraph today.
FFS!
Since when did she become the healthy living tzar??

Nothing interesting - I am due to some recent comments on the books that people wouldn't ever want to read .

Well, she does bear a startling resemblance to Gillian McKeith

Little Bloody Altars Every Bloody Where.

anything that wins a book prize is usually tosh

imo

Must be GF then.
I read it.
Anyone who can do all that and recover from a birth deserves a medal imo.

Anything by Tony Parsons{whingey,whiney,smug,git}

God yes!!!
He's awful isn't he?
Convinced that he understands women to boot.

Oh, yes, he makes my flesh creep. Even when in the company of Mark Lawson, who attracts a good 98% of all the hatred I am capable of at any given time

Thats it exactly moondog!and he thinks women are going to think he is great because he brought a child up!
He really annoys me.

God,for one brimming with negative and venemous thoughts I am really rather jolly.
How about.............

Sidney Sheldon (bit 80s I know.)

Also anything by Rod Liddle!They are a certain type of man who make me feel ill!

I feel rather grubby now thinking about them.I am going to make supper and have a glass of wine and try to cleanse myself!

James Clavell...

Anything by Paul McKenna

BILL CLINTONS AUTOBIOGRAPHY!!! omg why did no one tell him that the greater public had no interest in the minutae of his extended family and his dull upbringing. No editor was brave enough to say 'y'know Bill I think chapter 1-20 could be condensed into maybe 1 chapter' >Dullsville

I bet Hillary's is even more tedious though.
At least he was neglected.

I'm sorry to say but Maya Angelou 'I know why the caged bird sings'

No no no no

'elected' What a bizarre Freudian slip...

move the cheese or whatever it's called

What colour is your parachute?

Piccadilly, if it makes you feel any better I happent to like Maeve Binchy and Joanna Trollope (well 1 of her books)

Agree re Name of the Rose, Jeffery Archer, Harry Potter. I would add Midnight's Children, any of dh's environmental text books - am sure there's loads more

Hopecat, I actually read The Name of the Rose and felt quite proud of doing so. It isn't too bad if you have seen the film first and have some idea of what is going on, and if you miss out the interminable description of the church door!

But Foucault's Pendulum........