I stumbled on the first series on TV quite by accident and thought "hang on, this looks like it could have come from a book" and as I am one for always reading a book rather than seeing the film or reading before seeing the film (so that, amongst other things, I can smugly and self-riteously say "Aha! that never happened in the book!-what a deviation!") , I instantly switched it off and hunted down the books - so no, I haven't watched the first or second series. I have started to record the first series on Sky Atlantic to watch later when the sprogs are back in school after the half-term.
I was never really a fantasy kind of person (apart from Tolkein's Lord of The Rings which I devoured), historical novels were more my thing (think Bronte, Austin, Elliot, Katherine Jarman, Antony Trollope, Philippa Gregory, WM Thackaray and when i'm on a high and feel the need to be brought quite low and extremely miserable - Thomas Hardy!), but GRRM has me totally hooked!
Ah, but I digress, Theon has gotten much more than his just desserts to be fair, but talk about biting the hand that literally (and metaporically) fed him! Stannis should end his misery once and for all....
I rather suspect that as we grow increasingly attached to Tyrion, GRRM would swoop down and snuff him out in an instant, just as he did Eddard Stark (my treacherous heart be still!- Sean Bean is my not-so-guilty pleasure)! -
Seriously, If he does that, it would cripple the storyline completely and traumatise me for ever !