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which children's author would you shag, if you had to shag one of them?

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Blandmum · 15/02/2006 15:05

well?

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SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 15:06

JK Rowling - she's quite pretty and very rich.

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 15/02/2006 15:06

ditto SorenLorenson

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 15/02/2006 15:07

although not at the same time

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Blandmum · 15/02/2006 15:07

aha, threesomes, yet!

She likes being on a trampoline according to Tamum

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SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 15:09

Who, me or JKR? On the trampoline. I can't shag on a trampoline!

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 15:10

Michael Morpugo
ftf actually imho

zippitippitoes · 15/02/2006 15:10

err a strange question, non?

where do you hang out to find out what they look like

or am I missing the point bemused

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 15/02/2006 15:10

Ive done it on a trampaline

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 15:12

TAMBA!
standing up or lying down??

Spidermama · 15/02/2006 15:14

Enid Blyton. Phowarrrrr!

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Blandmum · 15/02/2006 15:15

Perve, she's dead!!!

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SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 15:17

Yes but would you shag Enid Blyton on a trampoline?

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 15:18

yeah cos it wouldn't be pervy to shag Enid Blyton if she was alive and 135 years old....

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Blandmum · 15/02/2006 15:19

lmao

memorable though, don;'t you think???

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 15/02/2006 15:20

lying down but bouncing - its deffo an experience

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Blandmum · 15/02/2006 15:21

someone is giving me a good rogering while I have this photo taken

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Blandmum · 15/02/2006 15:30

opps, totaly wrong link, but mildly amusing

should have been

this one

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SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 15:34

Anthony Horowitz isn't bad

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