www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/11/22/bad-sex-awards-literary-review_n_1107149.html
The nominations for this year's bad sex awards are out - with Stephen King, Christos Tsiolkas and Jane Auel on the list. The Literary Review have been tweeting selected quotes, some of the more NSFW of which can be seen here.
The Land of Painted Caves is the only one I've personally got on my bookshelf, and I just wonder why it took until book 7/7 of the Earth's Children series for Jane Auel to get a nomination... ahh, happy naive teenage memories! 
Has anyone else read some of the shortlisted books who has thoughts on the purple-ness of the prose, or does anyone have any other nominations from recently published books?