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I have started writing an erotic novel

68 replies

TrishPio · 28/09/2010 21:17

I am sure that it will be her intention to stay faithful. Even as the adrenaline surges through her, and giggling dementedly, she binge drinks and knocks back shots. She'll be telling her friends how special you are as they accept a drink from the 'good looking fella' at the bar. As she staggers on to the dance floor and feels Kevin the builder's engorged manhood jabbing into her bottom, throughout the Lionel Richie medley, she will be thinking 'It can't hurt, it's only flirting. What he doesn't know can't hurt him'. Outside the bar, barely able to stand, she will be explaining, in that slightly pompous way, that she has a boyfriend and that Kev is being very naughty putting his hands up her top like that.

Then she will feel his breath against her neck, the warm night air will force the alcohol to surge through her body and the next thing she remembers will be the slow rhythmic slap of Kevin's pelvis against her arse and the faint sensation of humiliation and pleasure as he drunkenly slaps her behind slurring 'yeah c**t. Ah, yeah, you bitch'.

Desperate to please she will allow him to place his blunt sadness in her mouth, explore the darkness of her skull, and accept his desiccated DNA against the back of her parched and gagging throat.

As he wipes his penis on the cheap linen of his cheap bed in his institutionalized holiday box in the sun above the Adelphos Fish and Chip Palace, and lurches to the bathroom with the words 'I need a p*ss', she will feel the sobering effects of shame and the promise she made to man who trusted her.

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natz23 · 29/09/2010 09:40

oh my!!!! x

PorkPieLove · 29/09/2010 10:02

"His blunt sadness" Grin

ShirleyKnot · 29/09/2010 10:05

I'd leave it there if I were you.

CerealOffender · 29/09/2010 10:08

rofl

Gretl · 29/09/2010 10:08

Nice to see romance isn't dead Confused

Aitch · 29/09/2010 10:09

i think Adelpho's may require an apostrophe.

Portofino · 29/09/2010 10:10

Nice! I am all a quiver now - NOT!

QuintessentialShadows · 29/09/2010 10:10
Shock

exporing the darkness of her skull....

yikes!

Who is your audience? Vampires?

TheButterflyEffect · 29/09/2010 10:10

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CerealOffender · 29/09/2010 10:12

why do cunt and piss get the * and penis doesn't?

ShirleyKnot · 29/09/2010 10:12

Also, why is his spunk all dried out? Is he spraying spunkdust at her face? Cos that's just, like, weird.

natz23 · 29/09/2010 10:13

i dont know what to think about it, you have wrote it really well, but it makes me feel a bit sad for her??

CerealOffender · 29/09/2010 10:14

loving 'engorged manhood' you just can't read that expression too many times

CaptainNancy · 29/09/2010 10:14

This is like the anti-erotic novel (as in antichrist)

Gretl · 29/09/2010 10:14

ShirleyKnot
also painful
a gritty urethra is no joke

pencilpotmonitor · 29/09/2010 10:16

Grin @ spunkdust!

ShirleyKnot · 29/09/2010 10:19

It's the Lionel Richie Medley which is the most upsetting part of all this.

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 29/09/2010 10:23
RumourOfAHurricane · 29/09/2010 10:31

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seaturtle · 29/09/2010 10:41

OK, I really enjoyed reading that. But I wouldn't describe it as erotic!

MrsColumbo · 29/09/2010 10:47

Ooh, yeah, baby, give some more of that stuff.. I love it when you write dirty to me.. (grin)

Aitch · 29/09/2010 11:45

nothing further from the author? [disappointed]]

cos ya know, if she doesn't come back, we may have to add to this...

BecauseImWorthIt · 29/09/2010 11:47

Too many hearts and flowers for me.

Aitch · 29/09/2010 11:51

"as she took the damp cotton flannel to her own now-sullied 'holiday box', she considered what had brought her to such a place as this, beneath Adelpho's. The smell of stale, sour chip oil assaulted the pinky flesh of her nostrils, and... "

ShirleyKnot · 29/09/2010 12:00

"...as she listened to the splashing of Kev's urine into the dank and sordid toilet, she suddenly decided that this man, this hunk of erection and spunkdust would be her salvation, dare she?..."