NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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New thread, old one too big.

Go!

I Adam Ant Armed out of Asda

I would wear a condom on each finger.

No love without a glove
To coin a phrase

or "just know I bag it before I shag it" (c) Dizzee Rascal

"Adam Anted" now favourite new verb, will use as soon as possible.

Tat not very intriguing, dinky! Have a little black daisy on the inside of my right wrist. I like it, but not sure how well it will go down in school.

Long sleeves my friend at first, I think, until they get to know me and realise I'm not scary or a rebel

I dizzee.
I am well down wiv the kids

Do you want to know a secret? Marmite haters have been known to eat and enjoy marmite roast potatoes.

I can say no more.

I like killing terrorists, of course.

No, it's just some posters have posted really judgey things that shocked me on some threads and dittany is taking some shit on there but being very valient in making her point.

me too small

condoms are ming.

DD2 has only just stopped screaming after antibiotics and profen applied. She wanted a baby's fabric block that was in DD1's bed
DH has been out and come back with a small bar of dairy milk. reader, I ate it.
It did not taste good I feel sick now.

I've eaten a packet of quavers and three kitkats

I need my arse kicked. Seriously.

ooo mamag, when you call me small it makes me picture you as Big Cook Ben

ooh I like condoms
very clean

I find them a bit chewy.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

My mum knows someone who went to prison for shagging a sheep [random]

There are some excellent clashing posts on here.

Bobbie. You've been having a kit kat SEASON.

Had a cat (Audrey) who ate a condom out of my bin. Seemed poorly... it showed up on x-ray

I know.

I don't even like them that much.

They just seem kind of innocuous, sitting there in the fridge. It's all over so quickly...nommed before I know it.

I NEED TO GET BACK IN THE ZONE!! HELP!!

I'm hungry but I went to sleep instead of shoppping and don't know what to have.

Why did DH go up to the bath 3 mins before Lewis starts? Now I have to wait for him [humph]

Leave them sitting in the shop you ninny!

LOL Zone.

Did you do the "Gosh, wherever did she find that?" routine?

(Great name for cat, btw)

I know, you're right.

But I have children who demand nommage for after tea.

A kitkat not too bad for growing boys.

But diet murder for their blubbery mum

Shit, yeah. Went scarlet. Thanks for name check

Must drag self away. There has been a shag based frisson in the air all day. It would be A Good Idea

With next door neighbour, obv