NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[CheeeseOnToast]

New thread, old one too big.

Go!

do you want to buy fun items?

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can we NOT do any of this at our imaginary meet up The delicate (and not so delicate) need to turn away now.

I can't help but feeling sorry for advertising OPs.

They're always so optimistically perky. Lots of exclamation marks.

Then they get cut off at the knees.

God loves a trier.

i have no cat that would use up the postage savings.
do have ancient email address for you, or you might have mine?

Gak, porridge!

gakgakgak

I was planning on wearing my winceyette nightie

You dirty beeatch.

(direct quote from unfortunate thread)

Balls. have broken one of my immaculately Chanel painted nails down to the quick. I now have a stump. That fingers no good for nose picking now

How are you going to include it in the round up Aitch?

Porridge I hardly think my broken talon warrants a round up listing

arf. god knows. i'm not seeing much in the way of hilarity on here tbh, esp while DP is on maximum troll power. please point out anythng remotely funny, i beg you.

O nooo is the nightie thread still going? I stopped reading when it became apparent that as a laydeeee I shouldn't be enjoying sex, thank you very much.
I have sinned. Sausages have been cooked and eaten. Am considering makign some kind of dirty culinary creation involving burgers and tortillas (better than a burger bun surely). And I am having some kind of allergic reaction to something on my lip .
I do need a man though. I wonder if a granny nightie is the way to go? I can accessorize underneath with a nice pair of crochless chaps and a thong

back from a calorie laden 30 hours at my parents

will try to catch up with you lot now, will prob take another 30 hours

Marmite roast potatoes.
Peel and chop and parboil potatoes.
Heat oil in pan in oven.
Drain potatoes, add spoonful of flour and shake
Put teaspoon of marmite into hot oil in pan and stir in (it sizzles and starts cooking)
quickly pour in potatoes, stir and turn to coat in oil.
Oven until browned (what, 30 mins ish?)
try not to scoff all of them.

dittany brilliant on that thread, and quite right.
Does it mean I have been MNing too much that I have been really shocked at some posters opinions(not just on that thread)
Like 'Oh, I wouldn't have thought you thought like that'
That is sad isn';t it.

I am blaming the election - its making people go odd.

Still waiting for marmite potato recipe Jack. Mentioned it to DH while DS1 was running around and he stopped and said Marmite potatoes mummy - that sounds yummy, can I have it now?

Cross post - cheers Jack - DS will love you for every and a day now.

So what do you like, Jack, you old pervert?

God, they sound gorgeous, Jack.

Yum.

Chaste hand holding. It's the way forward.

On fine form you lot. Cheese, you start a lovely thread. (Will give you a knock here in next day or two if you want to converse about script writing somewhere in freelance topic or summat).

Bobbie outfit sounds very good. Intrigued re: tat.

I ate two roast taters. Bite me.

Have waxed 'tache and tried on Fenn Wright Manson dress from wedding couple of years ago. Looked a bit mumsy then. Much better now.

Lol about love/hate martmite pots

and whoever Adam Anted out of Asda to avoid Clegg.

i think i might have to hide everything but s&b, this threaad and camping.

With gloves on I hope coco. Bare hands would be scandalous

We all eat around 6. girls and DH and me... generally a venn diagram affair of items iykwim.

You're all eating now. Except for (Cheese?) who is busy not eating but fake tanning.

I am stuffed, tooth brushed and done. Daytime not evening snacker me.