Poll: Should I go Swimming This Evening?

[EccentricaGallumbits]

For:
I am fat and unfit.
Swimming will help me be thin and fit.
It might help stave off the sagging.

Against:
I'm very fat and hideous and there will be people there.
I'd need some serious hair revoval first.
The pool is full of other peoples wee and germs.
It's very cold.
It bores me senseless.

Also any alternative to baring my bod? And does it matter if my back is knackered?

Ok..Right!

I have seen all shapes and sizes in the pool, nobody cares, and bet you are OK.

get the razor out or don't worry about it, again nobody will notice

The pool is chlorinated to ward off germs

As soon as you get going you won't feel the cold

Just switch off and think of other things

Also, have you thought of aquaerobics? My friend has a bad back and loves it.

Or walking?

I have de-fuzzed.

Swimming also plays havoc with my skin. If I get zits I won't be going back.