Trumping!!!!

[Evesmama]

why am i so full of wind???????????

all i 'really' eat is alpen?, maybe something different for lunch, but not as if im having beans and veggies???

its getting a bit now and gets worse throughout the day

Ha ha!! Where is that woman off 'You are What you Eat' when you need her!! Do you drink fizzy water/diet cokes or similar??

No advice but, as I've never really grown up regarding toilet humour, lots of sniggering.

Are you drinking plenty of water? Your digestion system needs extra water if it's processing extra fibre. You might be getting gassy because there isn't enough fluid for the food to move through your digestive system quickly enough.

nope!
water or cordial and water, but not masses of that!???

ok, i could try n drink more water, if that would help????

Apparently you shouldn't eat fruit after a meal as that makes gasses. Just in case you're eating fruit

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yorkie
on you are what you eat she said to eat fruit before meals as it breaks down first and if you eat it after it will stay there causing smells!!!

off to bed now...paaaarrrrp

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well am gunna drink gallons today to try and even out the fibre to cease the farting

just call me johny fartpants!!

might help melt the bloody snow thats layed thick again this morning!!!and promised dd id take her swimming!