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Weight loss chat

A space to talk openly about weight loss journeys and challenges. Mumsnet hasn't checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. You may wish to speak to a medical professional before starting any diet.

Dedicated to my mother, on her return from holiday.

4 replies

pineneedle · 19/08/2007 12:29

Skinny once, lithe, lissom.
Oh, but like a jewel
See icing glisten.
Where's the harm -
Just one more.
Oh look at that,
She's 10 stone 4!

Editors note - its nearer 8

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pineneedle · 19/08/2007 20:42

She was hoping you'd all rush on and say "oh, 10 stone's nothing"

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pineneedle · 20/08/2007 14:24

Well I think your Mum's doing ok. She's about the same weight as me. Leave her alone and let her enjoy her food!

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pineneedle · 20/08/2007 14:26

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Log yer self on, love!

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pineneedlesmum · 20/08/2007 14:30

Bugger!

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