Dedicated to my mother, on her return from holiday.

[pineneedle]

Skinny once, lithe, lissom.
Oh, but like a jewel
See icing glisten.
Where's the harm -
Just one more.
Oh look at that,
She's 10 stone 4!

Editors note - its nearer 8

She was hoping you'd all rush on and say "oh, 10 stone's nothing"

Well I think your Mum's doing ok. She's about the same weight as me. Leave her alone and let her enjoy her food!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Log yer self on, love!

Bugger!