What do I eat?

[AsColdAsIce]

Hi,

Posting here for traffic, also posted in low carb topic.
I have recently been diagnosed with colitis and diverticulitis - lucky me 

I have to eat low fibre food, am really restricted on veg and fruit, can't eat nuts, seeds, skins of veg or fruit, no raw veg or fruit, etc.
On top of this, I am vegetarian and don't eat fish or eggs either. I also don't like quorn, tofu or any fake meat stuff.
I lost a lot of weight a few years ago, intentionally as I needed to, so now I don't want to undo all that by eating white bread, pasta, etc and want to low carb. I am not able to eat whole meal varieties either.

Any ideas what I can eat, which is low carb but not any of the above?

TIA.

No, in a word. Between what you've chosen to exclude, what you say you don't like and what you have to avoid for it it be low-fibre, there pretty much isn't anything left other than plain white carbs and dairy.