Hello :) I used to frequent this forum but have n/c since.
I realise there are lots of "come join me" threads but this one's different. So, come join me?! 
I need to have people to give me a huge kick up the arse when I go off plan. I don't need hand holding or sympathy or kind words, but someone to say, ffs esme stop eating your own weight in chocolate! Or, you've got a wedding in a week, don't you want to lose a pound by then!
Anyone fancy it? 
PS I am 5ft 6, 9st 13 and a half... Half a pound away from seeing 10st again which I really don't want to see!!!! I had a baby 14 months ago and bf so weight has come off fairly easily but I want to get to 9st 9 (my ideal weight according to Google) and finding this hard to do. Especially now DD is bf less so if I carry on eating as I do I will definitely put on weight
PPS I really do have a wedding next week (I'm a guest) and regularly eat my own weight in chocolate