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Diet rebels shitter tea
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Roygrace · 01/12/2015 07:05
Does anyone remember the amazing thread by whatsgoingoneh where we discussed the virtues of shittertea and loosing 10 pounds in a day.
I'm desperate 12 7 5 foot 4 would love some companionship and a few laughs as I try to get to 10 stone by Christmas!
(Lighthearted and fun thread)
So today I'm attempting no carbs, plenty of water and a shitter tea. Also aiming for the awful shred as I know it works quickly
On Saturday bought said tea and forgot abouteffects had two massive cups with two bags in each. Oh dear it was awful, TMI but the smell!!
berylbainbridge · 01/12/2015 07:08
Shittertea?
Roygrace · 01/12/2015 07:13
The tea from Holland and Barrett that does just that.
I am trying desperately to link past
Whatsgoingoneh we need you
FairyBiker · 01/12/2015 07:28
Errr link please 
GilbertBlytheWouldGetIt · 01/12/2015 07:31
Laxitea?
Roygrace · 01/12/2015 07:52
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/weight_loss_chat/a2157682-How-can-I-lose-10lbs-before-my-holiday-on-er-Monday
Please work. Your going to love it
FuckyNell · 01/12/2015 08:11
This is a post about it from that thread:
Shitters Tea is wonderful. It's called Slimtee but a more accurate name would be shitters' tea. It really is delicious as well. Drink it just before bed. First morning you'll wonder what all the fuss is about. Second morning your bowels will move very swiftly and efficiently. Third morning more swiftly and efficiently still. But the morning four the whole world will be hurtling out of your arse at 90 miles an hour and you'll feel like you've been turned inside out.
Roygrace · 01/12/2015 08:29
Thanks fucky
HowHardCanItBe · 01/12/2015 17:23
Ah I remember that thread - loved it! How's the tea going down Roy?! 
IMustEatMoreVeg · 01/12/2015 17:35
I was on that thread too. I really loved it. I am doing mfp at the moment but I am going to keep a close eye on this thread too because reckless crazy hilarious dieting is very close to my heart and I am also aiming to get to 10st by end December (7lb loss).
Roygrace · 01/12/2015 17:53
So today I have just had chicken breasts
2 breakfast
2 lunch
2 tea
No hunger pangs. Only one slimteee and feel good
Not sure whether to do the the same tomorrow.
Anyone any other ideas on how to loose 10 pound in a day?
FuckyNell · 01/12/2015 19:09
What was that diet Beyoncé did? Honey something?
Roygrace · 01/12/2015 20:54
Ooh maple syrup may try that.
CharleyDavidson · 01/12/2015 20:58
Thanks for that link, OP. I was looking for that a while ago as I remember it being a good read.
Floppityflop · 01/12/2015 20:59
Forgive me asking, but if this has the suggested effects, how does one carry on one's daily business? I would love to lose 10 pounds but have a very busy few weeks ahead and can't afford to spend too long on the shiter...
Roygrace · 05/12/2015 21:42
Done a week on shitter tea and low carb and lost 7 pounds! Now to keep it off!!
FavadiCacao · 10/12/2015 09:38
How is it going, Roy?
I remember the thread really well alongside slimtember and optober too! 
I lost 12kgs in less than 8wks with "the hunger games" but I regained all back, when I started eating again! I still can't face grapefruits!
pseudonymity · 11/12/2015 03:22
I got the shitter tea today.
WhoooshFlooosh · 12/12/2015 06:07
I Need this, can I join??!
I am too scared to weigh myself. I reckon I'm about 10 stone 7, based on the fact that NONE of my clothes fit me. I used to be 8 stone!!!!
The plan this weekend is to do a salt flush. I will report back later 
WhoooshFlooosh · 12/12/2015 10:06
I meant 'Salt Water Flush' (1 tbsp salt in 1 ltr water - only managed to down 750mls of the stuff) ... It's working. Maybe similar to shittertea?
I'm off to spend an hour or so in an Epsom salt & bicarb bath 🛀
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot · 05/01/2016 19:10
How did you get on with it,pseudonymity and others trying the slither tea?
I'm trying it, to help make sure the few Xmas pounds are seen off rapidly rather than hanging round and settling in to stay.
Second cup tonight.
Oldisthenewblack · 05/01/2016 21:28
What's this stuff called? Is it Slimatee? Gotta get me some of that.....
Roygrace · 06/01/2016 08:48
I got laxatee from Holland and barret. Boy oh boy it works.
Wish all the diet rebels would come back.
Whathappenedeh where are you
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot · 06/01/2016 09:39
Yes, Slimatee. Available online and from Holland and Barretts.
Where do you get (big) packs of Epsom salts from? Boots?
Oldisthenewblack · 06/01/2016 11:18
It's sounds great, yet scary. If you're pooing everything out and thereby losing a few pounds, that's fab, but it's not actual weight loss, is it? You know, fat loss? Won't stop me though!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot · 10/01/2016 17:20
Were the diet rebels a particular quiche? If so, my apologies for gate crashing.
I posted here because I was trying the tea, and it certainly made a slithery difference!
I'm nearly back to pre-Xmas weight. Which is still rather overweight, but if I can carry forward the motivation that quick success on first goal is bringing perhaps I'll pull off steadier loss and be healthy weight and good shape by Easter.
(taking excess Christmas biscuits and cake to the office and letting the gannets there polish them off was probably the other thing that has made a big difference)
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