I have just completed two weeks of Atkins induction phase. I followed it to the letter. I know I have been in ketosis. Yeah, that's the good news. The bad news is that after two weeks of almost bathing in butter and olive oil I have lost diddly f*cking squat weight. Zero. Nadda. Rien. Etc.
What I have got, after two weeks of Atkins, is a bleeding bum from the constipation/piles that it has given me.
Back to the drawing board. [pissed off face]