Because what I just ate... was unimaginably awful.
It said it was WW coronation chicken tuna. It looked like cat sick - lumps of pinkish stuff floating in whitish gel. It smelled like dog food. Is it possible they're just packing up cat leavings? I imagine it would be pretty low in calorie, having had the nutrients sucked out by a cat's digestive system.
I am traumatised.