I'm screwed - help please!!!

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So in a very drunken moment of madness (which I am now massively regretting) I agreed to be in one of those spoof charity calendars a couple of months ago. Fine I thought - I have 2 months to lose the weight and fit into the teeny tiny outfit.
Ummm I now have a week and a half (it's next mon) and I have lost a grand total of 0 pounds! So I know it's not healthy and I will put it on again but I don't care - i'm desperate!! I need a crash diet that works!! Any recommendations? Is 6 pounds totally impossible?!

It's very possible, cut down your calories and exercise, you get it off soon

Go completely carb free (have a look at the boot camp thread), if you can stick to it you can lose up to 10lbs in the first week. It will be mostly water and glycogen but it will be noticeable.

Major low/no carbine and any exercise you can manage at all - every extra minute will count. You can suffer for one week!

Thanks ladies!! Decide to go for the no carb at all option... Fingers crossed!!