I very nearly did.
The exact same machine that measured me at 5ft3, 74kg, BMI 28 three months ago has today measured me at 5ft1.5, 69.7kg, BMI 28.3.
I was measured at gym a month ago at 5ft3, 72.5kg. I can't win!
I would go by the gym machine but they've moved it recently because of the flood so everybody is weighing in at weird amounts.
I know it makes no difference - in the final analysis I am still fat and there is work to do. My only consolation is that the tape measure and my jeans aren't lying and I have definitely lost 6 inches round the waist.
Moan over, off to eat my wholemeal roll with mackerel - it's bread day!