Personally, I have never been particularly motivated by the concept of paying £5 a week to be publicly weighed by a Mercades-driving peroxide blonde lady called Pam who has clearly never been an ounce overweight in her life, who then tries to sell me overpriced, not-particularly-low-fat cookies, which frankly taste a bit poo. (If that works for you, by the way, then I'm thrilled)
So I'm thinking of starting a club where we all pay £5 a week to be weighed, and whoever has lost the most that week gets all the money.
What does eveyone think?