WTF are these things?

[Fimbow]

Scroll down and look at the bedroom photos, what on earth??

Not my idea of a holiday home.....

Erm....art?

Wispy aliens...and no I wouldn't pay £700 for the pleasure either!

My dc would have nightmares in there!

Can't see anything, maybe they're real ghosts and only the gifted can see them.

Primary Colours R Us.

I don't know what those things are but they could well have involved a mutant spider. I wouldn't touch the place just in case.

And that 19th Century wood block in the kitchen - what? why?

are they suspended in midair?

Nightmares of the precise moment a tractor hit a chicken.

Aliens. £700 a week? I used to live near there (a pit bull and shotgum must come as part of the deal).

I'm presuming they're lampshades but no - not my taste.

I like the 19th c wood block in the kitchen