Hear about the man robbing a bank with a kitten?
Suspect arrested after bringing kitten to rob Maryland bank
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/15/maryland-bank-thief-cat
Man accused of trying to rob bank in Beltsville with stolen kitten in hand
"Apparently, he went into the bank with the cat in his arms, and he walked up to a bank employee and said, ‘Can you hold this?’ And then he wrote a note and handed it to a bank teller and it said, essentially, give me all your cash.”
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/thief-tries-to-rob-bank-in-beltsville-with-stolen-kitten-in-hand/4129698/