Tarot or reading

[Snowflakeyell]

Can anyone do me one
please

and thankyou
xxx

Yes. I can indeed predict your future. Someone is going to take money from you and give you a load of meaningless waffle in return.

God you’re funny and witty

It is true tho. Seriously. I say this with an unmumsnetty hug and I know you are clearly looking for answers but it’s all rubbish. I know some one who writes the stars for a mag. He used to be a sales manager where I worked and he has as much a third eye as I have.

You want one then just pay for one?