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Do you squirt water post bath?

34 replies

Cerfix · 29/08/2023 21:29

Hi! I’m 41 years old, no kids but trying to conceive. For the past few months I’ve noticed that after a bath, few minutes after I’m relaxed, I squirt some bath water (along with some white discharge). Is that normal?? Had a quick google and some of the articles suggests ICS or more scary stuffs!

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DustyLee123 · 29/08/2023 21:31

No I don’t.

GarlicGrace · 29/08/2023 21:31

No, but I did when I was fit & had a very springy pelvic floor. Could even do it on purpose on a (very) good day.

FoodFann · 29/08/2023 21:32

No

bingobanjo · 29/08/2023 21:32

This has always always happened to me without fail. My friends think I’m a lunatic and claim it isn’t a real thing.

edit: 28 no kids if that’s useful info.

Cowlover89 · 29/08/2023 21:34

No

MondieBee · 29/08/2023 21:35

Not so much squirting out as warm water sometimes kind of seeps back out now and then for the first few minutes after I get out.

PerspiringElizabeth · 29/08/2023 21:35

This posted in ‘The Unexplained’ category has made me lol 😂👽🛸

MorrisZapp · 29/08/2023 21:35

I think this topic is meant to be about ghosts

ValerieDoonican · 29/08/2023 21:38

I think your vag might be haunted? 👻

ValerieDoonican · 29/08/2023 21:38

Actually to be fair I have my own bathwater ghost too 😄

Iamonholiday · 29/08/2023 21:41

I used to get this if I lay down in the bath for ages. Never get it if if I am sitting up.

Inthebathagain · 29/08/2023 21:41

MondieBee · 29/08/2023 21:35

Not so much squirting out as warm water sometimes kind of seeps back out now and then for the first few minutes after I get out.

Ditto.

It's been this way for at least 30 years, pre and post children.

Franxxx · 29/08/2023 21:42

Just trickles out but yes and I’ve never discussed it with anyone 😂 two kids but neither have come out that exit if that makes any difference!

CosyCoffee · 29/08/2023 21:43

Maybe it's ectoplasm?

whoisjoe · 29/08/2023 21:43

Yes. Water leaks out about 10 minutes after leaving the bath. Like a gravity thing - not squirting out though.

Colourfulponderings · 29/08/2023 21:52

Caitlin Moran talked about this is one of her tours, by the enormous laughter it seemed most people related.

eandz13 · 29/08/2023 21:59

This happens to me too! I usually shower but DP always laughs at me for putting a pad on after I've had a bath in preparation for the trickle. Nothing out of sorts with my bits and bobs as far as I'm aware.

Whu · 29/08/2023 22:06

The literal topic choice has me Grin.

This unexplained phenomenon hasn’t happened to me but I have heard of it before so I don’t think it’s cause for concern.

SharpLily · 29/08/2023 22:11

What? I thought everyone did this!😮

HerNameIsIncontinentiaButtocks · 29/08/2023 22:19

Perfectly normal round here, anyway 💦

NashvilleQueen · 29/08/2023 22:21

Same happens to me after swimming

SleepyJim · 29/08/2023 22:23

Yes I get this after baths or swimming (but not every time - even more unexplained).

Beachywave · 29/08/2023 22:23

Not so much bath but definitely after swimming!

ElEmEnOhPee · 29/08/2023 22:24

Yes, always done it.

Possibly TMI but when laying in the bath I can also suck it up and squirt it back out (cannot believe I admitted that) 😆

GarlicGrace · 30/08/2023 01:36

CosyCoffee · 29/08/2023 21:43

Maybe it's ectoplasm?

😂👏👏

@ElEmEnOhPee, I could only do that (occasionally) when I was super-hot on the Pilates and having lots of good sex! Your pelvic floor must be Olympic standard [if there was a 'squeezing things in & out of your vag' event].