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The Thirty-Fifth Republic - Covid - the gift that keeps on giving even during the Christmas Break

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SantaAssociationRepresentitve · 23/12/2020 20:47

You are most welcome to this school staff support thread to get us through stressful times. It is meant for school staff only – a sort of room of requirement. Baiters, haters, goaders, and bashers can jog on somewhere else.

If you are NOT staff and just have a general education query please start your own thread.

You can play here if you are a member of one the following groups-

-ABBA - anti bashers and baiting association
-SWAB - school workers against bashers
-SWOT - school workers opposing teacherbashers
-STARS - schoolworkers together against ranting + slurs

Do not give the staffroom password just in case it attracts the wrong sort

Other requirements for staff room entry include the ability to find the staff room, the ability to find a clean mug in the staff room, knowledge of the photocopier codes, and the ability to sniff out where the booze is stashed - Thirsty Tuesdays, Fizz Fridays now in operation.

If you come with a stick to goad us then that is not allowed in the staffroom and you will receive a detention

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SantaAssociationRepresentitve · 23/12/2020 20:48

Gosh - the 34th Republic did not last long! Time to get the crystal balls out to predict what will happen next term - shops busy, roads busy even in Tier 4!

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SaltyAF · 23/12/2020 20:53

Hi all. My Christmas peace has been shattered by today's briefing (I didn't even watch it, just what I've gleaned from here). I really want to try not to spend all holiday worrying about it but it's very difficult to ignore 😔 Another holiday spent in lockdown, unable to see my own family, then straight back to mixing with 300 random families per week.

Sorry for the downer.

MrsChristmasHamlet · 23/12/2020 20:55

It's just monumentally shit, isn't it? It feels like we're being sold down the river.

CallmeAngelGabriel · 23/12/2020 20:56

Hi there.
Supposed to be wrapping presents here, but I've done ten and given up.

Staying away from the news, I think.

SantaAssociationRepresentitve · 23/12/2020 20:57

Today's briefing drove me to drink..... its almost as if they believe schools do have some anti covid repellant and therefore staff will be ok.

I am almost at the point where if the unions did call a strike I would be for it. What's the worse thing that will happen? Sack all teaching staff? I don't think so. Train drivers are forever on strike I think it is time to take their lead

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ChloeDeckTheHalls · 23/12/2020 20:57

Hello all!

Oh that poor little baby Sad Thoughts with the family.

SaltyAF · 23/12/2020 20:59

I don't even give a shit that the public will hate us for striking. They already do, so it's a big 'fuck you' from me.

DreamingofBrie · 23/12/2020 21:00

Just checking in. Do you think we'll need a new thread before New Year?

RigaBalsam · 23/12/2020 21:04

Thanks Staff

I am going to sound off now but I hate this government. My sister who has a non verbal 8 year old and a toddler is struggling with her mental health. Her oh is in construction so has lost contracts due to covid.

She was so looking forward to the one day of mixing for the break as our nephew is hard work. Today she got the letter. He has to isolate until the 28th. She regrets sending him the last week, she is in tears it was what they were aiming for. Looking foetus to.

She is at breaking point and I don't know what to do.

Both parents are upset.

It is a shit year.

noelgiraffe · 23/12/2020 21:05

Dear

I am writing to you because I am deeply concerned about the current situation in schools and the dangers of this new strain that caused so many problems in secondary schools in London and the South East before they broke up for Christmas.

The science seems to suggest that the new strain is more transmissible, and was severely disruptive to education, with attendance in Kent secondary schools on 10th December only at 55%, with other areas also badly affected. This is very worrying in terms of the ability of schools to provide quality education if large numbers of children are at home and also if staff are badly affected.

Cleary, it would be foolish to re-open secondary schools in January without major changes to account for this new strain. I welcome the move to a staggered start in secondary to reduce the number of pupils in school for the first week to reduce the risks caused by increased infection rates due to Christmas mixing.

I understand that the government has decided to test every secondary student in the first week of January. This would be a positive move, however the plan was announced very late in the term, giving Heads one working day's notice, inadequate resources, inadequate funding and no staffing. All the teaching and headteaching unions, including from the private sector say that this is impossible and will not be implemented in time. In addition, the testing is to use lateral flow tests whose usefulness is now heavily disputed due to only catching 50% of positive cases.

It's clear we cannot rely on mass testing as a solution to the schools problem and this should be discarded from any planning for schools at the start of January.

I am also horrified to hear that secondary schools are to be instructed to no longer send close contacts of positive cases home to isolate and instead test close contacts in school for 7 days using these ineffective lateral flow tests. This means that pupils at high risk of covid will be travelling to school on school buses and public transport, and then potentially released into classrooms if the test fails to detect their infection. This would appear to be less safe than the current scenario of sending those pupils home to isolate and should be abandoned on health and safety grounds.

The current mitigation measures in schools are wholly inadequate to deal with this new strain and need an urgent review. I am very concerned that the debate seems to focus on a binary between schools open or closed, with no discussion about making them safer.

I would suggest:

Mass testing of pupils using gold-standard tests before re-entry to school, properly administered and resourced, not given to schools to organise
Urgent funding to improve ventilation in classrooms
Masks to be worn in secondary classrooms.
Removal of the threat of fines for clinically vulnerable pupils
Testing of bubbles where there are positive cases and wider sending home of contacts where further cases are found.
In Tier 4, or in schools with significant numbers affected, rotas should be implemented to ensure that more pupils get some consistent face to face teaching.

Please can you pass my concerns to Gavin Williamson and the DfE and seek an urgent response to these issues?

Many thanks, and Merry Christmas

www.writetothem.com/

Can fiddle to fit that you're a teacher etc.

RigaBalsam · 23/12/2020 21:08

Forward! Dam auto correct

SantaAssociationRepresentitve · 23/12/2020 21:09

Thanks @noelgiraffe. I will crack on with that tomorrow once the Malbec wears off

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Piggyinblankets · 23/12/2020 21:10

Juts as a point of order salty, the public don't hate us. We are third in the list of most trusted professions. We are respected and trusted and needed. the latter thing is the problem at the moment.

Journalists and politicians are bottom Xmas Grin

RigaBalsam · 23/12/2020 21:10

Thanks Noble brilliant!

noelgiraffe · 23/12/2020 21:11

Can she have them over on the 28th, riga? Childcare bubble or something?

I think that sometimes the rules need to bend to stop people from breaking.

Piggyinblankets · 23/12/2020 21:18

Lazy bastards

www.tes.com/news/exclusive-schools-decision-expected-after-christmas

DreamingofBrie · 23/12/2020 21:18

Forgot to mention they are recruiting Covid testing volunteers at a school near me.

The Thirty-Fifth Republic - Covid - the gift that keeps on giving even during the Christmas Break
TheEchtMeaningofChristmas · 23/12/2020 21:20

Hello all, and thanks for the new thread, Santa. So sorry to see how unrelentingly cack it's been. I keep up with events via here and the online Guardian, swell as my UK friends and rels so feel for you all.

Last night, by dint of scrabbling through the medicine cabinet I found some paracetomol+ codeine tablets and did a little Gollum-dance of joy, the one he does when he's got the Ring back.

I've been up early doors and avoided seafood and grocery queues by being there at 6.30. My God they were all up and ready. With queues, but not big ones. More importantly I got an emergency appointment at my dentist's for midday. All by 8.00.a.m. I'm impressed.

All of this has put a dent in my Christmas prep, presents not wrapped, Christmas emails not replied to, and deckers not up. But as anyone who's had dental pain knows, none of this can be done when you want to saw your head off. And breathe.

Oh, and I won the lottery: $18.25. Ker-ching!!!

noelgiraffe · 23/12/2020 21:21

I was thinking 'wow, a photo of Gavin Williamson, is he finally doing some work' but no masks, no social distancing, it must be a photo from last year that they had to dig out.

RigaBalsam · 23/12/2020 21:23

@noelgiraffe

Can she have them over on the 28th, riga? Childcare bubble or something?

I think that sometimes the rules need to bend to stop people from breaking.

Thanks Noble thats what I siad maybe we could bend the rules.

The bubble is 90 and he is autistic so likes his privacy anyway.

DreamingofBrie · 23/12/2020 21:23

Glad to hear you have seafood and some dental relief, Echt!

I'm almost done with finding worksheets for up to February half term with my Y8 class. Wanted to get up to Easter but losing the will!

starrynight19 · 23/12/2020 21:26

Agreed that briefing was just utterly shit. We got the email from school with regards to the letter from Gav ploughing on with this testing joke. And telling us that primary aren’t a problem. I want to step away from it all but it’s like a scab.
Have poured a large baileys. Have never felt less like Christmas.
Will send that letter to my mp tomorrow , thanks noble, I know what you mean about feeling we need to be doing something.
Am also at that point we are hated anyway what difference would a strike make.

Hercwasonasnowball · 23/12/2020 21:27

I'm surprisingly relaxed. The next couple of days I have things to look forward to. After that school return may enter my conscious and then who knows. Alcohol, cheese and sugar is my current plan.

I think that sometimes the rules need to bend to stop people from breaking.

Great line noble. We're doing something technically illegal tomorrow. However, the joy it will bring to a person who has had a shitter of a year makes it worthwhile.

Loshad · 23/12/2020 21:27

Thanks Staff, and noble for the letter. Will sort that tomorrow when out of wine 🍷
We are also recruiting for staff for testing 😳

Frlrlrubert · 23/12/2020 21:28

Gosh Riga your poor sister.

I actually cannot believe they can say that new variant COVID spreads faster, and infects more children, and then in the next breath say that we're going ahead with lining close contacts in the hall for a test about as accurate as a magic 8 ball, before letting them mix with the rest instead of isolate.

I would totally be up for striking against the use of these shitty tests in this way (but then I've only been teaching 3 years and in my last industry didn't do unions, I'm from Yorkshire, I've always wanted to strike just once)