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The Thirty-Fourth Republic - Time to recharge our batteries and make the best of our festive break

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SantaAssociationRepresentitve · 19/12/2020 22:02

You are most welcome to this school staff support thread to get us through stressful times. It is meant for school staff only – a sort of room of requirement. Baiters, haters, goaders, and bashers can jog on somewhere else.

If you are NOT staff and just have a general education query please start your own thread.

You can play here if you are a member of one the following groups-

-ABBA - anti bashers and baiting association
-SWAB - school workers against bashers
-SWOT - school workers opposing teacherbashers
-STARS - schoolworkers together against ranting + slurs

Do not give the staffroom password just in case it attracts the wrong sort

Other requirements for staff room entry include the ability to find the staff room, the ability to find a clean mug in the staff room, knowledge of the photocopier codes, and the ability to sniff out where the booze is stashed - Thirsty Tuesdays, Fizz Fridays now in operation.

If you come with a stick to goad us then that is not allowed in the staffroom and you will receive a detention

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Jinglingmod · 22/12/2020 21:53

Just hilarious, isn't it? Even if them mixing to and from school was worse than being IN school, well they're only there to go to school! Leave em at home and they'll (almost all) stay in bed!

CallmeAngelGabriel · 22/12/2020 21:54

Here you go:

Schools may not reopen in January, Boris Johnson admitted last night amid warnings that the new strain of coronavirus may be spread more easily among pupils.

The government has previously insisted that it will do everything to keep schools open and last week took legal action to stop them closing early for Christmas. Secondary schools are expected to return a week late after Christmas, with the first week used to teach most pupils remotely while setting up a testing system, though head teachers have said the plan is not viable. There are also in-person BTEC exams in the first week of spring term.

However, the prime minister said he would follow the science and constantly review the return to the classroom. He told a Downing Street press conference that he wanted schools to reopen in a staggered manner “if we possibly can”.

He added: “Obviously, the commonsensical thing to do is to follow the path of the epidemic and, as we showed last Saturday, to keep things under constant review.”

Priti Patel, the home secretary, told Sky News: “We want to keep schools open, let me be clear about that, but we will take all the appropriate measures around protecting children, the health of children, and also protecting teachers and the rest of the population as well around schools. But I do want to emphasise the role that mass testing plays.

“Mass testing is up and running across the country as we know, and we have been obviously speaking about mass testing in schools and that is something that is under discussion right now across government for January and when the schools eventually go back.”

Neil Ferguson, whose modelling was instrumental in the decision to implement the first lockdown in March, said that while it was difficult to prove, there were indications that children were more likely to contract the new variant.

Professor Ferguson told Radio 4: “I think what we’ll see in the next two weeks, though, is that while schools are closed, probably, all the variants in circulation at the moment declining.

“But we’ll be tracking very carefully whether we can see differences in that rate of decline and, really, it’s the data that’s being put together now and, unfortunately, over the Christmas break which is going to inform policy measures in January. It’s just too early to tell.”

Last week rates among secondary school pupils reached 2,509 cases per 100,000 people, the highest of any age group. It remains unclear how much the virus is spreading in schools themselves. Government scientific advisers are concerned that teenagers mixing on the way to and from school are spreading the virus to each other, leading to dilemmas about whether shutting schools will prevent this or increase transmission by leading to more unsupervised socialising.

The National Education Union wants schools to teach remotely for two weeks to allow children time to be tested before returning to the classroom.

Geoff Barton, general secretary of the Association of School and College Leaders (ASCL), said the government must be ready to change tack if needed.

“The government has announced a staggered start to the spring term in secondary schools and colleges, with some pupils in school and some learning from home during the first week. The intention is that all pupils are then back in school from January 11,” he said.

He said that the ASCL “would hope and expect” the government to keep the plans under review “as the situation continues to develop around coronavirus and the new strain” and not stick rigidly to its plan “come what may”.

The government is also examining whether secondary pupils could be vaccinated to curb spread in schools, the i newspaper reported yesterday. Sage is understood to be modelling the requirements for vaccinations to take place in secondary schools, after hearing that keeping schools open during the November lockdown fuelled the spread in the southeast.

Although no Covid-19 vaccine trials involving children have yet been completed, this month Moderna, a US biotechnology company, began testing a jab on youngsters aged 12 and above.

Separately, a new report has suggested that less than a third of the additional costs facing schools as a result of the pandemic will be covered by the government’s support fund.

Research by the Education Policy Institute revealed that 57 per cent of schools are using their own reserves to cover costs to operate “Covid-safe” environments and about half of schools do not expect to have a balanced budget by the end of the year.

Based on responses to their survey, the EPI estimates that of the combined total of all schools’ Covid-related costs in England, 31 per cent will be reimbursed by the government’s exceptional costs fund. Nearly all schools reported additional spending on PPE, cleaning supplies, signs, digital equipment and handwashing facilities.

Bobbie Mills, a senior researcher at EPI, said: “This is a critical year for pupils as they look to catch up with learning following significant disruption to their education. It is essential that schools are on a stable financial footing with sufficient resources to support their pupils.

“Despite recent increases in school funding, budgets are likely to be under increased pressure as a result of the extra costs incurred this year, with schools serving disadvantaged areas facing some of the biggest challenges. The government needs to look at how it can offer further support to schools through this uncertain period.”

Mr Barton said: “Budgets were already very tight because of years of government underfunding and the position is now even worse. It will inevitably mean schools will need to make more cuts and this will impact on the academic and pastoral support they are able to provide to pupils in the wake of the pandemic.

“The small amount of financial support which the government has made available for extra costs during the emergency has been piecemeal, extremely limited in scope and inadequate.”

SaltyAF · 22/12/2020 21:56

@RuleWithAWoodenFoot

The cheese situation in our house is ridiculous. Partner is lactose intolerant, but can stomach sheep cheese to a small degree. Obviously be bloody loves cheese, despite not really being able to eat it. I love cheese and still eat probably a 10th of what he does.

He spent 80 quid on cheese on Saturday. 80 fricking quid.

I'm.just catching up and just had to say, I can't believe your lactose intolerant partner bought 80 quids worth of cheese 😄
Hercwasonasnowball · 22/12/2020 21:57

My local Facebook page is full of outraged posts from people who have spotted groups of 4-8 teenagers hanging out.

Every single one I point out they're probably in the same classroom all day.

DecemberStar · 22/12/2020 21:57

I think part of the problem with thinking about schools is it's still stuck on what we were told in March, ie sanitising and catching sneezes is the best defence. Although even back then many scientists were saying we suspect aerosol transmission will be important.

MsAwesomeReindeer · 22/12/2020 21:58

I mean, I think there might be quite a bit of transmission on the way to school at schools like mine. If you spend about 40 minutes each way on a coach with 70 other teenagers, there's likely to be done transmission. So if we stop making them go to school, they won't be on the packed school buses AND they won't be in the packed classrooms. I think you're right that a lot of them would stay in bed. A lot of mine would be out with the animals on their farms. Still no learning, but also no indoor mixing.

TheHoneyBadger · 22/12/2020 22:04

Thank you CallmeA.. Honest talk about the funding black hole in there too.

SaltyAF · 22/12/2020 22:04

@Hercwasonasnowball

My local Facebook page is full of outraged posts from people who have spotted groups of 4-8 teenagers hanging out.

Every single one I point out they're probably in the same classroom all day.

With many multiples.
TheHoneyBadger · 22/12/2020 22:07

That's a sobering read. 2500/100000. That's what we've been shut in with! We'd have been safer licking door handles in Leicester city centre.

DreamingofBrie · 22/12/2020 22:07

Sorry, Honey. Don't know why my share tokens have stopped working (grr).

Jinglingmod · 22/12/2020 22:07

Yup!

Jinglingmod · 22/12/2020 22:07

Someone check mine works?

TheHoneyBadger · 22/12/2020 22:10

That's quite floored me. Not even angry just stunned. That's an insane infection rate.

noelgiraffe · 22/12/2020 22:12

4 days ago!

The Thirty-Fourth Republic - Time to recharge our batteries and make the best of our festive break
RigaBalsam · 22/12/2020 22:13

@noelgiraffe

4 days ago!
Ahead of the curve Noble Smile
Frlrlrubert · 22/12/2020 22:13

I don't understand WALT and WILF. They are on some of our powerpoints (I think when the new gcse came in each department member was given a section to sort, so some sections are awesome, some are straight off TES, some are a bit sketchy, and some don't exist at all and have been ad-hoc-ed on the fly by whoever got there first). I looked it up once but can never remember what it means.

But then I still have to check the difference between learning objectives and learning outcomes. It doesn't help that even the kids call them 'LOs'.

Gamification was the buzzword when I was training. So 'make it fun'. Yeah, ok.

RigaBalsam · 22/12/2020 22:14

We are learning today. Can't remember the other.

MsAwesomeReindeer · 22/12/2020 22:14

I must have missed that Noel. As always, you are spreading the truth before the press get hold of it.

Jinglingmod · 22/12/2020 22:15

Haha, Noble. Where is your data from? Despite not being a mathematician, I am pretty handy with a number and hadn't quite done the sums on those % and how they relate to /100,000. I see that now.

So, are these figures from the sample tests rather than official positives?

Jinglingmod · 22/12/2020 22:18

I mean the difference between the official "this is how many people have tested positive" and "this is how many we think have it based on random sampling" because the second gives a higher no/100,000 in the general pop'n as well, doesn't it (still nowhere near the above)?

noelgiraffe · 22/12/2020 22:18

Yes ONS random sampling. Secondary was about 2.5%, primary 2% and sixth form to age 24 was 1.3%

TheHoneyBadger · 22/12/2020 22:18

Is it just me though or do the press finally seem to be speaking? Is that just that they want it out there now to justify whatever crap comes next or a shift in the media? I'm lost. My confidence and trust are gone along with my good will.

Jinglingmod · 22/12/2020 22:20

Interesting then that The Times is reporting the random sampling figure when it's usually the confirmed positive case rate (whilst still being generally pro schools being open)?

MsAwesomeReindeer · 22/12/2020 22:20

I never know the acronyms. I've never used them. Other departments do, but we mathematicians always just sit there looking confused when the acronyms start on an inset day. I think that's our hod feeling much the same as the rest of us that's it's the same stuff we've always done so why rename it?