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Oh fuck! I CAN'T go back to work on Monday

9 replies

ProseccoBubbleFantasies · 29/05/2020 12:07

Literally, none of my work clothes fit.

I have been working throughout, but no dress code, so I've been able to wear a tent.

Best head over to style and beauty to see if caftans are making a comeback

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StaffAssociationRepresentative · 29/05/2020 14:35

I know the feeling. Parents will be able to point out ‘told you she has fat arse.

How about we all do a few joe wicks workouts?

StaffAssociationRepresentative · 29/05/2020 14:36

I mean my arse @ProseccoBubbleFantasies which could span London Bridge! I wasn’t commenting on yours.

ProseccoBubbleFantasies · 29/05/2020 14:45

I think that might be both our arses, StaffAssociationRepresentative.

Hopefully we don't work in the same school, or the kids will think there's a solar eclipse

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StaffAssociationRepresentative · 29/05/2020 14:50

😂😂😂

likeafishneedsabike · 29/05/2020 15:09

Really? Shit! Off to try on my ancient summer work wardrobe . . .

welcometohell · 29/05/2020 17:18

Oh fuck, I hadn't even thought about this!! I too am back on Monday and am now too scared to try on my work clothes Blush

InspectorAlleyn · 29/05/2020 19:31

😂😂 I had a delivery of leggings today!

Hibbetyhob · 29/05/2020 21:18

🤣 luckily we’re allowed to wear non-uniform when we return to help with daily washing etc. Thank goodness!

BlessYourCottonSocks · 30/05/2020 20:10

I have been living in elastic waisted joggers/shorts.

But, actually I don't think I've put weight on. My main issue is that I now look like Jon Pertwee as Doctor Who. My hair is grey and has wildly outgrown its pixie cut.

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