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Teachers: do you believe the moon landings were a hoax?

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noblegiraffe · 03/11/2018 18:39

I was just on Teacher Tapp and found the results from this poll pretty horrifying: 15% of teachers polled don’t disagree with the statement “I believe the moon landings from 1969 to 1972 were actually a hoax”.

What now? Nearly 1 in 6 of us??

Teachers: do you believe the moon landings were a hoax?
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noblegiraffe · 04/11/2018 20:29

Oh but the coin could land on its edge!

The response to which is ‘go away, flip a coin a million times then come back and tell me how many times it happened’.

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noblegiraffe · 04/11/2018 20:31

The eagle had landed?

Or did it.....??????!!!!!!

The eagle landing would resolve two questions in one go. Grin

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Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 20:31

noblegiraffe

But they are not wrong, Noble. You are simplifying the concept for them, for good reason, but the child who questions it isn't incorrect. I hope you don't speak to them in the way in which you have spoken to me.

CountFosco · 04/11/2018 20:31

0.00001 is not 1 in 10 million, it's 1 in 100,000. Pretty simple maths that. Did you pass that physics A level?

noblegiraffe · 04/11/2018 20:31

You’re one step away from ‘I hope you don’t teach my children’ aren’t you...

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brizzledrizzle · 04/11/2018 20:32

*Or did it.....??????!!!!!!

The eagle landing would resolve two questions in one go. grin*

Grin
Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 20:34

noblegiraffe

No. I'm sure you are an effective Maths teacher. Just stay away from critical thinking.

Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 20:35

CountFosco

I did, actually. But this isn't a Maths discussion (I am undoubtedly and happily outgunned in that regard). This is a discussion about logic, and it is seriously wanting in some participants.

Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 20:36

CountFosco

But to be fair to me, I forgot my %.

CountFosco · 04/11/2018 20:47

Logic is maths. As is probability. And unless you have very large sample sizes then you can't accurately predict the difference between 1 in 10 million vs 1 in 10 billion. It's a meaningless question when asking about matrix vs ML.

Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 20:50

CountFosco

I don't think it is meaningless. I am not really asking Noble to calculate probabilities here; I know that can't be done. I am simply asking her to admit that it is impossible to state with certainty - as she has done - that the probability of the two events we are talking about is the same. Being open-minded, I don't need to prove they are different. If anyone wants to be definitive about it, however, they need to be definitive, rather than just spouting their impressions as verifiable facts.

noblegiraffe · 04/11/2018 20:52

I don't accept things just because I am told they are true by so-called "experts".

There’s a suggestion here that people are sure the moon landings happened because they blithely believe what they are told by so-called experts, whereas thisis evaluates the evidence for things herself and decides what’s true and hasn’t got around to the moon landings yet.

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noblegiraffe · 04/11/2018 20:53

that the probability of the two events we are talking about is the same

No, both being negligible isn’t the same as both being the same.

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Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 20:53

noblegiraffe

Well, I haven't. Not sure what is wrong with that?

noblegiraffe · 04/11/2018 20:54

But you’re implying that others who have an opinion are believing so-called experts.

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Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 20:55

noblegiraffe

But how negligible? Do you think they're similarly negligible, or that one is far more so than the other? Because you were saying - earlier - that the ML was a certainty. Now you are saying the possibility of it being faked is negligible. But do you still insist it is similar to the chances of you not being really here?

Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 20:56

noblegiraffe

I am implying that someone telling me something because they were told by "experts" is the same as "so-called experts", i.e. people who are called experts.

Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 20:59

No, both being negligible isn’t the same as both being the same.

Finally - progress. So, it isn't the same as someone saying 6x + 2 = 8 means x = 2? It is different to that? Because that is a mathematical impossibility?

Ruffina · 04/11/2018 21:02

Farce

I was going to quote your ‘so-called experts’ comment because it plainly shows you do reflexively reject expert opinion. But it’s been done already.

noblegiraffe · 04/11/2018 21:04

So, it isn't the same as someone saying 6x + 2 = 8 means x = 2? It is different to that? Because that is a mathematical impossibility?

That probably depends on your type of maths...
When we say there are 180 degrees in a triangle, we don’t say ‘assuming Euclidean geometry’.

We discount negligible probabilities all the time because otherwise our minds would be so open our brains would fall out.

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Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 21:06

Ruffina

It does not.

Seriously, how are you not getting this? I didn't say I disbelieve information I am given by experts. I didn't even say I disbelieve information that is given to me second-hand, by people who were told by experts (and who tell me this - hence "so-called"). What I said was that I don't believe it automatically.

That isn't the same.

noblegiraffe · 04/11/2018 21:07

by people who were told by experts

Ah, there we have it. The assumption that no one else critically evaluates the evidence like Thisis does.

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Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 21:08

noblegiraffe

Speak for yourself.

But as I have said, I don't go about behaving as though there are no certainties and therefore no best courses of action. I don't spend my time in states of acute inertia because I don't know X. I just live with the knowledge that I don't know, and act on the balance of probabilities.

noblegiraffe · 04/11/2018 21:09

act on the balance of probabilities.

This sounds awfully like discounting the negligible ones.

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Thisreallyisafarce · 04/11/2018 21:09

noblegiraffe

That is categorically not the implication. Anybody can say they read X, or heard X, and that X was related to them by an "expert". Unless I know that for myself, I am not going to accept it uncritically. That doesn't mean I reject it.

Again, I am not sure how you are not understanding this.