"It's the weather" said Mrs May ( not the real Mrs May, the imaginary one from ORT books)

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.. Was my first thought when Theresa May was appointed.
Back in the day when ORT books were the in thing in Key Stage One my colleague and I were always quoting the lovely teacher in our friendly banter with the children ( back in the day when teaching infants was full of fun)
I shall have to think of some more of her sayings now she is PM