How do I teach thee? Can I count the ways? -
Do I teach thee to the depth, breadth and height
League tables reach? When working through the night,
I strive to maintain pace and data trace,
I teach thee tirelessly through everyday's
Most quiet need by sun and candlelight -
I teach thee freely as men strive for Right, -
I teach thee purely, as they turn from Praise;
I teach thee with the passion, grown from my
Experience and with my childhood's faith.
I teach thee with the love I scorn to lose
With Ofsted's rules - I teach thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears of all my life! - and, if Gove choose,
I shall but teach thee right up to my death.