H&M are currently doing a ‘Royal’ walkabout thing in Nottingham.

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A crowd has turned out to see them. It’s currently being covered live on Sky News. Why on earth would anyone do this?

They aren’t working royals. They are just a pair of chancers who have scuttled back to Britain with their tails between their legs because they have died on their arses in the US. And now people are tugging their forelocks to them here.

People really are absolute fucking morons.

I'm still trying to figure out how they had another car crisis in Nottingham. My bus goes by my local school in the morning and the traffic is much worse, plus the kids are on scooters. Their security really is clueless. A school crossing guard could have handled everything.

What happened? Did someone knock over one of the plastic chairs?

We prefer the term “lollipop lady” 😃
(This is one of my favourite Britishisms for making the heads of American friends explode)

I don’t know….but apparently it’s one fishy rule for some and quite another fishy rule for others!

Based on photos from a PP, they had to ask people to move so thst they could drive out a gate. No biggie to us.

A crowdlette if you will.😁

Someone had to be asked to ‘shuffle back’ a bit by one the Community Support Officers who needed to let the parents come through to pick up their school kids.

That must have been scary for them.

I believe that Dave Security is writing up the incident report for Harry asap, at the special mates’ rates of course he charges him of a mere $500k per page.

I think I miss the days of yore, where critics of HaM would be vehemently told that the couple had escaped the family, escaped the country, were going to be living their best lives without a backwards glance, didn’t need anything/anyone here, blah blah blah. Now we’re getting this narrative. As for faced with no other choice, FML. The choices he could have NOT made are too long to list.

Yes and they didn’t want them to come back.

Do you remember the poster who lauded Harry endlessly for escaping across the Atlantic ‘with his hot girlfriend’?

I was one of the ones nearly convinced, waiting the big ‘Tell All’ about Andrew.

Instead we got Spare, the Return of the Native, and Meg the Obscure.