Concerns about William and Catherine's friendship with Tom Cruise

[Constantrunner]

Palace are reported to be concerned about Catherine and Williams growing friendship with tom cruise. They are concerned about them being recruited into Scientology.

Now I hope, that there is no realistic chance that they could be recruited into Scientology. But even having a future king and queen who are sympathetic to scientologists could help this cult. I do believe that Tom Cruise is becoming very friendly to Catherine and William to benefit Scientology in whatever way he can.

www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1418502-palace-concerned-over-tom-cruises-cozy-relationship-with-kate-middleton-heres-why

I've heard that since this Friendship blossomed Tom Cruise has been spotted sneaking into an Anglican church in Florida. It was only when he started jumping up and down on the pews, declaring his faith, that people realised it was him.

Clever, that. State 'we all know' and a lot of people will assume 'oh, it must be true then' because someone has said 'we ALL know.' Even though they don't, because that's impossible.

it's a dishonest device designed to make people who argue with it unreasonable and in the wrong. Like the people who tell you that 'EVERYONE says <insert criticism of choice> about you.' What they actually mean is 'I want to believe this and I'm giving it validity by ascribing it to other people as well.'

"Growing friendship" = they were polite and cordial to him at a public event.

I don't think so. Rather the reverse.

@Constantrunner John Travolta is a Scientologist - the OG big celeb Scientologist, long before Cruise came along. How can you be sure the entire royal family wasn’t converted to Xenu worship the minute Diana danced with him back in the 80s?

I guess it makes a change from them being lizards.

You don’t think @Constantrunner is a obsessive mega royalist?

@Constantrunner Have you notified the Archbishop of Canterbury? I'm sure she will be keen to pop round to Forest Lodge and have a word . . .

I don't think we need to worry about them being vulnerable to being exploited/brainwashed. A very well educated, well connected, wealthy and powerful couple with a lot of protection around them. They seem to have a fair bit of common sense too.

Because it is ...and also ridiculous

oh that "everyone says/is saying/knows/likes/dislikes/believes" thing makes me want to bite tables which I can't as I am getting over a jaw injury. the biggest annoyer in the category is "everyone is wearing" NO I AM FUCKING NOT.

Lolza

I don't think about them at all (except when I'm helping take the piss out of their posts).

isn't "he" a "she" now?

She's on her moped as we speak

William will head up the Church of England one day and he doesn't even attend Anglican services so I doubt if there's much to worry about

Sorry, I don't understand ~ I've called the AOC 'she'

I really hope the OP has a long list of these attack posts, because they are so amusing, but just in case not, here are some ideas:

William refuses to wear a wig in a deliberate snub to British wig makers

Catherine has persisted in spelling her name with a C, implying disdain for those whose names begin with a K

William deliberately outgrew his father and brother with no thought to the trauma this might cause them

Catherine smiles too much, mocking those who cannot afford a dentist (don’t try ‘their smiles frighten me’ though - been done)

They both wear leather shoes with no thought for the environment / they both wear vegan shoes with no thought for the environment (take your pick or maybe alternate?)

William has a friend who is Jordanian (oh sorry, think this one has been done, but you could add something about converting to Islam?)

Catherine looks too good in clothes, in a clear snub to anyone shorter and fatter than her

Catherine’s hobbies include playing the piano, drawing, photography and going to exhibitions, which is clear evidence of no interest in the arts and being obsessed with tennis (sorry, another one already done but maybe something about inappropriate friendship with Roger Federer? He is Swiss after all and has two sets of twins which is just plain weird)

William refuses to profit from his mother’s story, solely in order to make those who do look bad

They never talk about security concerns which just goes to show that there aren’t any, and that’s because they are so unpopular and irrelevant

Catherine is a nonentity (done recently but not very well - could retry?)

William supports a football team that plays in the same league as Man City and yet has said NOTHING about the cheating scandal

They have at least one dog but never show any interest in cats - deliberately alienating a large section of society

William persists in being left handed which we all know is very dodgy, especially when Sophie is also left handed but HIS OWN WIFE isn’t.

Catherine cheated in the Three Peaks Challenge because she didn’t ignore all the advice and do the driving herself (sorry - been done, but could say it was only to make people who do piddling little hikes in California feel inadequate?)

etc etc etc

He does attend Anglican services.

@ButeNonagenarianMadeMeGasp - another one:
"Kate did the Three Peaks Challenge and deliberately ignored all the other Peaks in the UK"

Just wondering why you say you think the reverse then 😕

It’s always important to put a face to a name, rob shuter , is a gossip columnist and journalist who also wrote that book about the accidental death of all the wales and lilibet becoming queen.

Also a bit… sad IYKWIM

Ok. So.... someone with only a very distant relationship with the truth, commonsense and credibility?

Brilliant!

Don't you mean HRH?!