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The royal family

Further pr discussions with the lone gunman now in charge!

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jeffgoldblum · 31/12/2025 14:05

im hoping that @Atlusvuewill not mind me continuing her work, I have a feeling that there is more to discuss and come!

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Mylovelygreendress · 03/01/2026 14:06

jeffgoldblum · 03/01/2026 13:00

Oh and in more amusing other things, I’m apparently an unhinged, mentally obsessed man ! 🤣🤣🤣 👋

Where was that said ??

Ohpleeeease · 03/01/2026 14:30

Mylovelygreendress · 03/01/2026 12:24

Thanks all for ( sort of!) clarifying what he wants . I wish I had taken a screenshot of his statement about security . In Spare he said he told Meghan “ they” would never remove his security . Oops .
As someone else said , he just assumed he would be treated the same as William .

I’m a bit late to this so apologies if I’ve missed the explanation but my interpretation is that H’s beef is ostensibly with the UK government and what they will provide when he’s on UK soil. However, H believes that the knock on effect of receiving 24/7 cover in the UK signals to other governments that they should be doing the same when he’s in their territories. He said as much in the BBC interview. It’s that worldwide cover that he’s interested in, the UK award is just the trigger for it.

ThePoshUns · 03/01/2026 14:31

Trimmernow · 03/01/2026 14:01

I can’t decide which of these two quotes will define this next PR era:

"If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas,"

Or

”Never wrestle with a pig, because you both end up dirty but the pig loves it”

Either way it’s going to be a cracker of a year from the front row of the pantomime. A heady and delicious spectacle of desperation, delusion and ineptitude.

Honestly they are gift / grift that keeps on giving. Can’t wait. 🍿🍿🍿

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Indeed. Bring it on! 🍿🥨

hepsitemiz · 03/01/2026 14:36

elessar · 03/01/2026 12:48

God he’s insufferable. I’m pretty sure he hasn’t been invited back so there’s no need to announce you won’t be returning!

the Mail story paints a bleak picture of the charity’s finances but by all accounts all the damage was done while Harry was fully involved and in the picture. I hope they manage to recover without his toxic influence, although it really shines a lot on his character that he’s actively still trying to harm the charity by talking in the press about its “tarnished” reputation. If he cared about the charity and not just his own ego then he would want it to succeed even without his involvement.

Anyway he certainly can’t throw any stones about financial mismanagement given he and his wife have had to close up shop on their own foundation because the expenses far exceeded their income.

It's not clear, @elessar , if that was Harry announcing he wouldn't be back, or "sources close to the charity" saying he wouldn't be welcome.

Nonetheless, I don't doubt that Harry has no intention of going back, now that he can no longer select the board and ensure it is populated by his mates.

Exciting news, @jeffgoldblum , you've been promoted to an unhinged, obsessed man, no less! That's quite an achievement. I don't post often enough to get noticed, sniff 😞

Rhaidimiddim · 03/01/2026 14:36

elessar · 03/01/2026 12:48

God he’s insufferable. I’m pretty sure he hasn’t been invited back so there’s no need to announce you won’t be returning!

the Mail story paints a bleak picture of the charity’s finances but by all accounts all the damage was done while Harry was fully involved and in the picture. I hope they manage to recover without his toxic influence, although it really shines a lot on his character that he’s actively still trying to harm the charity by talking in the press about its “tarnished” reputation. If he cared about the charity and not just his own ego then he would want it to succeed even without his involvement.

Anyway he certainly can’t throw any stones about financial mismanagement given he and his wife have had to close up shop on their own foundation because the expenses far exceeded their income.

Just Liam's first solo salvo. A nasty revenge attack on a charity. 2026 is gonna be brutal.

Ohpleeeease · 03/01/2026 14:37

Trimmernow · 03/01/2026 14:01

I can’t decide which of these two quotes will define this next PR era:

"If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas,"

Or

”Never wrestle with a pig, because you both end up dirty but the pig loves it”

Either way it’s going to be a cracker of a year from the front row of the pantomime. A heady and delicious spectacle of desperation, delusion and ineptitude.

Honestly they are gift / grift that keeps on giving. Can’t wait. 🍿🍿🍿

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I give you Scott D Weitzenhoffer:

"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory"

Rhaidimiddim · 03/01/2026 14:37

bluegreygreen · 03/01/2026 13:08

Hmm

If that's an example of Liam Maguire as the new Sussex PR lead, 2026 is going to be unpleasant.

Cross post.
Deflection from Archewll's financial shenagigins?

jeffgoldblum · 03/01/2026 14:39

Mylovelygreendress · 03/01/2026 14:06

Where was that said ??

From our fans on Reddit! , you , Norma and bemused got a quick mention too ! 🤣

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IAmATorturedPoet · 03/01/2026 14:40
Meme Dis Gonna B Gud GIF

@Trimmernow as always I’m …..

jeffgoldblum · 03/01/2026 14:47

hepsitemiz · 03/01/2026 14:36

It's not clear, @elessar , if that was Harry announcing he wouldn't be back, or "sources close to the charity" saying he wouldn't be welcome.

Nonetheless, I don't doubt that Harry has no intention of going back, now that he can no longer select the board and ensure it is populated by his mates.

Exciting news, @jeffgoldblum , you've been promoted to an unhinged, obsessed man, no less! That's quite an achievement. I don't post often enough to get noticed, sniff 😞

Commiserations @hepsitemiz! 💐, if it’s any consolation it’s taken years of seeing others honoured before I got the joy!

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QueenOfHiraeth · 03/01/2026 14:59

Has anyone got a link to the Reddit thread please? I need some extra entertainment Grin

Rhaidimiddim · 03/01/2026 15:02

jeffgoldblum · 03/01/2026 14:39

From our fans on Reddit! , you , Norma and bemused got a quick mention too ! 🤣

Serenster must be seething.

bluegreygreen · 03/01/2026 15:08

Rhaidimiddim · 03/01/2026 14:37

Cross post.
Deflection from Archewll's financial shenagigins?

I was thinking so - Archewell's finances being in so much better nick than Sentebale's ...

IAmATorturedPoet · 03/01/2026 15:09

Rhaidimiddim · 03/01/2026 15:02

Serenster must be seething.

🤣

Mylovelygreendress · 03/01/2026 15:21

jeffgoldblum · 03/01/2026 14:39

From our fans on Reddit! , you , Norma and bemused got a quick mention too ! 🤣

< preens>

jeffgoldblum · 03/01/2026 15:22

Rhaidimiddim · 03/01/2026 15:02

Serenster must be seething.

She’s had her turn for many years! 🤣

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jeffgoldblum · 03/01/2026 15:23

QueenOfHiraeth · 03/01/2026 14:59

Has anyone got a link to the Reddit thread please? I need some extra entertainment Grin

I would love to but not sure if it’s allowed?

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Trimmernow · 03/01/2026 15:34

Ohpleeeease · 03/01/2026 14:37

I give you Scott D Weitzenhoffer:

"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory"

Yes love that. That’s where the affectionate ‘pigeons playing chess’ phrase comes in - when the denying, deflecting and derailing and pigeons swoop in as a flock in the afternoons. Never take the bait.

Trimmernow · 03/01/2026 15:39

Ohpleeeease · 03/01/2026 14:37

I give you Scott D Weitzenhoffer:

"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory"

‼️🦅♟️‼️🤐‼️👀‼️

chunkyBoo · 03/01/2026 15:39

That Daily Mail article is the ridiculous babbling of a manchild who didn’t get his way!

Ohpleeeease · 03/01/2026 15:55

Trimmernow · 03/01/2026 15:34

Yes love that. That’s where the affectionate ‘pigeons playing chess’ phrase comes in - when the denying, deflecting and derailing and pigeons swoop in as a flock in the afternoons. Never take the bait.

I thought people might like to see the quote. It’s very apposite sometimes!

wordler · 03/01/2026 16:04

Is it the MNtrolls one?

That one can be quite useful when you are very frustrated by a batshit thread on here and can find that you are not alone. Because you can’t start a ‘thread about a thread’ on MN and troll hunting isn’t allowed.

There have been so many AI or obvious made up stories recently and it’s escalating - MN is not as enjoyable as it used to me for me.

I’ve replied in good faith to a few threads over the last week and then wished I hadn’t bothered when it became clear the OP wasn’t real or was making something up.

wordler · 03/01/2026 16:07

OK that’s weird - must have used a trigger word - never had a post hidden instantly on posting before!

jeffgoldblum · 03/01/2026 16:20

wordler · 03/01/2026 16:07

OK that’s weird - must have used a trigger word - never had a post hidden instantly on posting before!

What was it ( or rather what did you post) @wordler?
ignore it’s arrived!
yes mntrolls …thread title ..have you seen what’s happened to the rf board.

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MrsLeonFarrell · 03/01/2026 16:43

Rhaidimiddim · 03/01/2026 14:36

Just Liam's first solo salvo. A nasty revenge attack on a charity. 2026 is gonna be brutal.

If Liam thinks that article helps Harry he is deluded.

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