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Further pr discussions with the lone gunman now in charge!

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jeffgoldblum · 31/12/2025 14:05

im hoping that @Atlusvuewill not mind me continuing her work, I have a feeling that there is more to discuss and come!

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jeffgoldblum · 08/01/2026 11:56

MrsLeonFarrell · 08/01/2026 11:41

I'd not noticed how cloudy it is before. That looks more like apricot jam than marmalade.

Indeed! I would argue that it probably doesn’t meet the criteria to be called marmalade and should be considered orange spread instead!

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Mylovelygreendress · 08/01/2026 11:59

I was just thinking that it had been a quiet start to the year chez Montecito ( no sand writing) then I remembered that it’s Catherine’s birthday tomorrow so we can expect an announcement then

RecoIIectionsMayVary · 08/01/2026 12:02

RockaLock · 08/01/2026 08:53

The marmalade-and-sprinkles naan is sadly completely genuine. It’s on the asever instagram account, but it’s not a post, it’s a reel.

I am honestly shocked if that is real, I didn't check the asever as honestly I had forgotten about it.

It looks like my crap cooking/photography

Baital · 08/01/2026 12:05

ShamedBySiri · 08/01/2026 09:14

Also her marmalade would never cut it with the WI. Maybe tastes in marmalade are different in the USA but UK marmalade fanatics judge on a clear set jelly with slivers of peel. Hers looks more like an orange jam thick with peel and no visible jelly. As a marmalade maker that is a horror.

Ooooh, controversial!

I quite like a thick cut marmalade.

Not dead flowers though, that's just weird and a bit off putting.

And CERTAINLY not on naan.

BemusedAmerican · 08/01/2026 12:33

@ShamedBySiri I buy local NY state honey for $11.99 for a 16 oz. Jar. She charging too much for US honey- no way of knowing where it was produced, too.

Irememberwhenitwasallfieldsroundhere · 08/01/2026 12:35

RockaLock · 08/01/2026 08:53

The marmalade-and-sprinkles naan is sadly completely genuine. It’s on the asever instagram account, but it’s not a post, it’s a reel.

That's hilarious! naan!

Puzzledandpissedoff · 08/01/2026 12:53

If the naan thing really is genuine it shares with the "fruit rainbow" (and much else) the impresssion of a kid playing in the kitchen: "Look mummy, look at what I've made!!"

Exceept the cooing praise which usually follows is hardly appropriate here ...

ThePoshUns · 08/01/2026 13:08

Maybe they confused their marmalade and mango chutney?

Trimmernow · 08/01/2026 14:04

RecoIIectionsMayVary · 08/01/2026 12:02

I am honestly shocked if that is real, I didn't check the asever as honestly I had forgotten about it.

It looks like my crap cooking/photography

Maybe it’s not a naan - but a pancake from her pancake mixes and she’s doing bulk offer of 3 of her products together?

”Bundle” is the retail phrase I was looking for.

Maybe for Valentines she will bundle up chocolate, wine and a candle?

jeffgoldblum · 08/01/2026 14:23

Oh dear! Apparently Meghan has sent another wickless candle, only this time to Dan wootens fiancé! , can not think of a worse person to send it to!🤷‍♀️

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RecoIIectionsMayVary · 08/01/2026 14:25

Right I've looked at A server insta (as that is all I see) I still can't believe it is real- it is so poor quality.

They don't look like sprinkles, they look like the the bits of toilet roll you see on the floor in public loos 🤢

jeffgoldblum · 08/01/2026 14:27

RecoIIectionsMayVary · 08/01/2026 14:25

Right I've looked at A server insta (as that is all I see) I still can't believe it is real- it is so poor quality.

They don't look like sprinkles, they look like the the bits of toilet roll you see on the floor in public loos 🤢

It’s a classy venture all round! 🤣

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Trimmernow · 08/01/2026 15:21

RecoIIectionsMayVary · 08/01/2026 14:25

Right I've looked at A server insta (as that is all I see) I still can't believe it is real- it is so poor quality.

They don't look like sprinkles, they look like the the bits of toilet roll you see on the floor in public loos 🤢

My understanding is these dried flower sprinkles are actually guinea pig food to encourage them to forage……I wonder if this was MM original WMD on PH?

ThePoshUns · 08/01/2026 15:23

They look like pet food as well. I wouldn’t want them on my food.

Not2identifying · 08/01/2026 15:55

I could imagine fresh flower petals would be okay if an expert, someone who knows what they are doing, puts them on a cake or a salad or something. But the dried stuff is unappealing - like putting pot pourri on your food).

cockandbullstories · 08/01/2026 18:26

ShamedBySiri · 08/01/2026 08:19

This has been posted on X (I don’t look at her instagram, I don’t want to give it the clicks).

I genuinely thought it was a picture of a Petri dish with some novel bacterial growth.

Who the hell puts marmalade on naan bread? And then tops it with dead flowers?

Jesus! She needs to see some real marmalade! 😂

jeffgoldblum · 08/01/2026 18:31

They need to lay off the ridiculous filters! , they both look like they are wearing masks.

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Thedom · 08/01/2026 18:33

😂 they look like something from an animated Disney movie.

Baital · 08/01/2026 18:37

'Over the years we've worked with how digital spaces have affected'... 'our work with families' etc

What 'work' have they done?

The researchers and authors - can see the work there. Those providing services and support day in, day out - yep, that's work.

cockandbullstories · 08/01/2026 18:40

Flower sprinkles on everything. Could be used for Harry in a few months.

Further pr discussions with the lone gunman now in charge!
jeffgoldblum · 08/01/2026 18:42

cockandbullstories · 08/01/2026 18:40

Flower sprinkles on everything. Could be used for Harry in a few months.

Ohhh pretty ! , very nice, you have really “elevated “ Harry there! 🤣

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cockandbullstories · 08/01/2026 18:42

Woah !!! Crazy 😂

IAmATorturedPoet · 08/01/2026 18:51

cockandbullstories · 08/01/2026 18:40

Flower sprinkles on everything. Could be used for Harry in a few months.

🤣🤣
Flower sprinkles for the follically challenged!

ThePoshUns · 08/01/2026 19:40

jeffgoldblum · 08/01/2026 18:31

They need to lay off the ridiculous filters! , they both look like they are wearing masks.

The filters are just ridiculous and so amateur.

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