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Wait, what!? The biggest threats to the monarchy ever are… Harry and Meghan, so why did King Charles cancel Andrew?!?

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TallerSally · 03/11/2025 12:29

Tough times for Meghan and Harry anti-fans…

WTF just happened?? Did King Charles tick the wrong box on the prince cancellation form? Did his autopen slip?

Because we all know that whilst Andrew was never actually proven to be a nonce, there is ample evidence of M&H's appalling crimes. Take for example Meghan driving around Paris with her feet up in a limo - why oh why don't people understand, it's evidence that she orchestrated Diana's death! Then Harry, whose wife is 43% of Nigerian descent, was racist and misogynist towards the chair of Sentebale! And don't get me started on them trick or treating with their kids while swilling a bottle of AsEver vodka… Geez.

Judging from the millions of posts on these boards, these two have a rap sheet long enough to circle the world twice. It's only a matter of time before UK MPs, US congressmen, the Met Police and the FBI call them in for questioning, right? - in fact, I'm sure the news will break soon... very soon!

So why on earth isn't King Charles listening? Why go after Andrew, who, OK, is a tad arrogant and a bit of an oaf, as well as a liar, apologist of convicted paedos and child traffickers, befriender of Chinese spies and Kazakh dictators, cash for access salesman, hirer of 40 Thai prostitutes in 3 days, public purse freeloader, rent-free grifter, blocker of Palace statements of support for child sexual abuse victims, and so on and so forth, all of which are… er… excusable, according to some.

Well, breaking news, I know what happened! Remember when King Charles met the soon-to-be-cancelled traitor Prince Harry in September, who brought him some gifts? Odds are one was a jar of juju jam, prepared by that Witch of Montecito in her big cauldron. One scoop of that has had King Charles cancelling the wrong prince!

You read it here first 😂

(actually, I think Andrew's cancellation makes it LESS likely Harry's princedom will be cancelled too, not the other way 'round - sorry!)

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BeeWitchy · 30/11/2025 00:48

Tezza1 · 29/11/2025 01:11

Please excuse me if I am taking it the wrong way, but is the use of the word "hen" really approriate in this context?

Apologies, It was a typo.

I meant ‘Then why did you ask?’

Watcherfour · 30/11/2025 19:02

I think the biggest threat is Andrew and the current working family who protected him, no?

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