My mum and stepfather did this years ago and there was a party/drinking going on the wrong house. The bloke who opened the door was drunk and for some reason took against my stepdad, ripped a crucifix from his neck and punched him. Which must have been nice.
Anyway, I've done this - no face punch - when visiting a friend because I know where they live but not exactly where. I'm guessing first wrong street? Second wrong number, third got it right. I have a friend who's lived at the same address for over thirty years and if I visit her I know which her house is because it's different to others and then I go "Of course that's the number!" I have to check her address constantly because my brain just refuses to remember the exact number. Total brain fog for decades. Now, he's going to houses which probably all look much the same. He's got something about the address wrong, he's frizzled because he's lost his rag and unlike me, he doesn't know exactly what his friend's house looks like. Comedy ensues. Or abject fucking insanity.
I know some/most of you here are tongue in cheek and have made me laugh a lot, but seriously I worry about some people. Making a fraudulent living?! What, making subpar lifestyle television, books, blah. How dare they take our money, how dare they make their own money. Personally I think either give him and more important his family which is who he seems most worried about especially the children and I get that. They're safe he visits although given no one in the family talks to him it seems moot which is a shame but that's mad families for you. He does not one thing that hurts anyone here. Nothing. He makes a living in ways which you might find pathetic. I don't find them anything because I'm just family do shit that is pretty normal when you're nothing but a brand and can't exactly work in the way that normal people do and are used to a pretty pricey lifestyle. You do you and have at it.
Also, I know I don't have to read this and believe me I haven't read most of it because my poor brain! I had no idea the depth of the obsession but I guess it's all Megan's fault because that seems to be the way of things. She might be anything, everything or nothing you all think but her existence does nothing to harm you except seeming to turn you into a bit of a not totally balanced person. And no, I won't look at a thread that's in royals again. It's almost as bad as the middle east arguments in here. Although there are fewer sane people!