all the different ways of referring to Harry instead of using his name
Indeed.
My favourite is the former working royal.
Now he's an ex-royal who doesn't work?
Although " "Spare" author" was quite funny too, as in the “Spare” author who rushed back to the US to make it in time for the final hours of Archie's birthday.
His head must be spinning what with the "rushing back" after his dash to Nevada.
It's like he's some life-saving surgeon, with all this "rushing" and "dashing" rather than a former working royal.
No point rushing back for the "final hours" of Archie's birthday, Harry,
Archie's 6, he'll be asleep during the final hours of his birthday with his little tummy full of yummy food made by Meghan, the person mentioned in the bit about your son whom [sic] he shares with wife Meghan Markle
Always nice when parents share a child.