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Being Mr. Meghan Markle is no honeymoon (The Spectator)

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Thedom · 30/04/2025 07:11

Sorry, archive not working, so posted the whole article here.

Interesting tidbit about his turn at the aviation thingy, he was either joking and it landed like a lead balloon or he was being sarcasric about being railroaded into having to cough up for a few tables (probably the latter knowing how he hates to pay for anything)

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“Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are finally enjoying their “honeymoon period.” Or they are according to the Duchess of Sussex, who made the statement on a fawning podcast as part of a brand building media blitz – and who certainly seems to be enjoying herself.

But has she asked her husband if he’s reveling in their belated honeymoon quite as much as she is? Once the spare to the throne, his presence as her forlorn shadow at events to honor her now appears largely surplus to requirements even to Meghan.

“That man loves me so much,” she gushed on Montecito neighbor Jamie Kern Lima’s podcast on Monday. She likened their relationship to a video game where you “slay the dragon, save the princess.” An analogy that firmly implies she is the glittering prize and he should be happy with winning her hand.

“You have to imagine, at the beginning, everyone has butterflies, and then we immediately went into the trenches together right out of the gate, six months into dating,” Meghan added. “So now, seven years later when you have a little bit of breathing space, you can just enjoy each other in a new way, and that’s why I feel like it’s more of a honeymoon period for us now.”

As ever, Meghan’s truth does not necessarily accord with everyone else’s reality.

It’s been a tough week for Harry as Mr. Meghan Markle. His wife undermined his latest warning about the dangers of social media for children by posting photos of their own children on Instagram. He bombed at the Hollywood aviation awards. And he was snubbed by Meghan at the Time100 Summit.

All while his brother Prince William looked every bit the senior statesman with world leaders at the Pope’s funeral in Rome.

Harry’s public troubles began in New York last week. While unveiling a memorial dedicated to the memory of children whose families believe harmful online behavior contributed to their deaths, he demanded stronger protection for young people from the dangers of social media. He was “grateful” that his children were still too young to be online, he said.

Too young, that is, unless Archie and Lilibet are helping Meghan promote her brands.

Meghan used their three-year-old daughter to promote her jam, or rather “preserves” as she calls them (jam has too much sugar, apparently), on social media on Sunday. She posted an Instagram Story showing her stirring her homemade strawberry preserves, saying, “What do you think Lili?” A child’s hand can be seen and a voice purporting to be Lili – but sounding strangely AI – is heard saying, “I think it’s beautiful.”

Meghan also posted Instagram pictures of Lili and son Archie, five, in her rose garden, tastefully obscuring their beautiful red hair and faces. How discrete.

Harry’s woes were compounded during his trip to New York by his wife’s apparent lack of interest in him. When he stepped out of the couple’s car at the TIME event on Wednesday, he reached out to Meghan to hold her hand. But – right in front of the waiting paparazzi – she ignored him, turned away and instead enthusiastically hugged a woman waiting to greet her.

A blushing Harry grimaced, as if he instantly knew the media would seize on it (he was correct), then awkwardly adjusted the back waistband of his trousers under his jacket and dutifully trotted through a door behind his wife as she was ushered in by staff and security. Was it take your husband to work day?

Once inside the auditorium at Jazz at Lincoln Center, Harry was forced to take a literal back seat, applauding enthusiastically from the audience as Meghan trotted out some of her signature lines, such as, “Part of what is really, really important is that love language of taking care of people also feeds me.”

Meghan, wearing a $4,000 Ralph Lauren suit, gave her soft keynote speech promoting her show, podcast, lifestyle brand and family. This marked a stark contrast with the other speakers, such as Yulia Navalnaya, who talked about fighting for human rights after her late husband, the prominent Russian opposition leader and critic of President Vladimir Putin, died in prison.

Making Harry’s recent “whining” about being stripped of his UK security details seem petty. Then Harry was off – alone – to the Living Legends of Aviation Awards, where last year he was honored for his work as an Apache helicopter pilot in Afghanistan.

From the stage at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Friday, Harry thanked the first responders who risked their lives to save those devastated by the California fires, but also took a petulant shot at organizers with a joke that didn’t land well. “I feel like I picked the short straw,” he began.

“Someone had to host a bunch of pilots and firefighters, that’s where they are, there are five tables. I agreed with the organizers that it would be a good idea, let’s get them along. I did not agree to hosting two of the tables.”

The sad contrast with William could not be more obvious, royal biographer, writer and broadcaster Hugo Vickers tells The Spectator. “One of them is doing a good job for the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth. And the other’s doing nothing.”

Vickers believes Haz, as he is nicknamed by Meghan, is hanging on to his wife for dear life, “Harry is petrified of her and petrified of losing her. It is a nasty syndrome. And maybe I’m wrong, maybe they’re blissfully happy, but he doesn’t look happy.

“Now he’s just sort of dangling about in the background of Meghan’s various other things she’s promoting.”

Vickers added that the Sussex children’s appearances on Meghan’s Instagram makes them “awful pawns in the middle of this game.”

“All this gooey talk that you get from Meghan about connectivity and love and stuff doesn’t seem to extend to her own family, does it? She’s playing silly games with them. I just have a horrible feeling it’s all going to end badly somehow.”

How much longer can this go on? The old Harry, with his jack-the-lad swagger and roguish sense of humor, was hugely popular with the public, the royals and the media. His former friends, who were pushed aside when he met Meghan, miss that version of Harry. We miss that Harry.

Perhaps it is time for the prince to pack away his paranoia, apologize and start building bridges with his father, brother and the media, if it is not too late and he loses the petering goodwill toward him that still remains. That couldn’t possibly be more humiliating than this flower-sprinkled existence as Mr. Meghan Markle.”

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jeffgoldblum · 02/05/2025 18:29

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 18:28

We're joking, Jeff 🤣!

All of you?? ( including certain posters 😉)

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 18:30

MaryMungoNMidge · 02/05/2025 18:09

I thought Emily Bronte was the famous "Great Whore", lover of Francis I of France. Then she knocked out a couple of kids with Henry Cavil before he ascended the throne of Planet Krypton and ditched his wife, Catherine Aragorn of Middle Earth, for Jane Austen. Jane had an affair with her brother, Bionic Man Steve Austen, and both of them were beheaded at the Tower of London during a break in Trooping The Colour.

Yes I thought I saw him at the Tower of London for the traditional Trooping the Beefeater Ceremony of the Guards

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 18:30

jeffgoldblum · 02/05/2025 18:29

All of you?? ( including certain posters 😉)

😉

MaryMungoNMidge · 02/05/2025 18:37

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 18:30

Yes I thought I saw him at the Tower of London for the traditional Trooping the Beefeater Ceremony of the Guards

Is that the one where they march up and down with massive bottles of gin?

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 18:38

MaryMungoNMidge · 02/05/2025 18:37

Is that the one where they march up and down with massive bottles of gin?

I think so. Or is that at Edinburgh Castle when everyone has to get a tattoo?

Uricon2 · 02/05/2025 18:48

MaryMungoNMidge · 02/05/2025 18:37

Is that the one where they march up and down with massive bottles of gin?

Trooping the Keys is really in commemoration of when Prince Hal got a bit drunk with his rah mate Falstaff, broke into the Tower and stole Queen Victoria's crown to put on Ebay.

That's when his brother William the Conqueror got annoyed and broke a dogbowl.

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 18:50

Ah yes, the dogbowl. Now, did that actually happen, or was Prince Hal high on belladonna and mead and unaware of any events, merely relying on "his truth"?

Arraminta · 02/05/2025 18:56

MaryMungoNMidge · 02/05/2025 18:09

I thought Emily Bronte was the famous "Great Whore", lover of Francis I of France. Then she knocked out a couple of kids with Henry Cavil before he ascended the throne of Planet Krypton and ditched his wife, Catherine Aragorn of Middle Earth, for Jane Austen. Jane had an affair with her brother, Bionic Man Steve Austen, and both of them were beheaded at the Tower of London during a break in Trooping The Colour.

Ah, a fellow history buff. Though it's a little known fact that it was Jane Eyre, daughter of Charlotte Bronte, who followed in her Aunt's footsteps by assuming the mantle of Erotica Galumbits, the Triple Breasted Whore of Erotica 6.

jeffgoldblum · 02/05/2025 19:01

Of course none of this would have happened if they had all knew where their towels were!!!

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 19:05

Arraminta · 02/05/2025 18:56

Ah, a fellow history buff. Though it's a little known fact that it was Jane Eyre, daughter of Charlotte Bronte, who followed in her Aunt's footsteps by assuming the mantle of Erotica Galumbits, the Triple Breasted Whore of Erotica 6.

Was that the one interviewed by Alan Tichmarsh?

TheOtherRaven · 02/05/2025 19:32

Uricon2 · 02/05/2025 17:50

God knows what anyone casually browsing Active will think 😂

They'll think I have no clue what's going on but I bloody love this thread!

Uricon2 · 02/05/2025 19:36

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 18:50

Ah yes, the dogbowl. Now, did that actually happen, or was Prince Hal high on belladonna and mead and unaware of any events, merely relying on "his truth"?

I was told it was a surfeit of lampreys although that might have been another Henry, possibly.

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 19:38

Uricon2 · 02/05/2025 19:36

I was told it was a surfeit of lampreys although that might have been another Henry, possibly.

Or was it a butt of Malmsey wine?

Uricon2 · 02/05/2025 20:11

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 19:38

Or was it a butt of Malmsey wine?

Probably that, TBF.

MaryMungoNMidge · 02/05/2025 20:35

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 18:38

I think so. Or is that at Edinburgh Castle when everyone has to get a tattoo?

I think you mean Tautou. Queen Audrey Tautou. This was one of the key decrees in the treaty marking France's surrender following the Battle of Agincourt. Under the terms of the historic French surrender, King Lenny Henry of Wolverhampton demanded that King Charles Dance of France guarantee a date with Queen Tautou for every English soldier who had wielded a longbow in battle - though cider was not permitted on these romantic liaisons, and said soldiers were permitted to do no more than hold hands with Tautou. For the English were not animals, they were officers and gentleman, as the great Elizabethan playwright, Richard Gere, recounted in his play, Lenny V: "We few, we happy few, we date Tautou, and stick to Irn Bru, we band of brothers".

DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 20:37

MaryMungoNMidge · 02/05/2025 20:35

I think you mean Tautou. Queen Audrey Tautou. This was one of the key decrees in the treaty marking France's surrender following the Battle of Agincourt. Under the terms of the historic French surrender, King Lenny Henry of Wolverhampton demanded that King Charles Dance of France guarantee a date with Queen Tautou for every English soldier who had wielded a longbow in battle - though cider was not permitted on these romantic liaisons, and said soldiers were permitted to do no more than hold hands with Tautou. For the English were not animals, they were officers and gentleman, as the great Elizabethan playwright, Richard Gere, recounted in his play, Lenny V: "We few, we happy few, we date Tautou, and stick to Irn Bru, we band of brothers".

Such a beautiful speech 😢.
I do wish more people would learn about the history of our sceptr'd isle.

PigglyWigglyOhYeah · 02/05/2025 20:49

TheOtherRaven · 02/05/2025 19:32

They'll think I have no clue what's going on but I bloody love this thread!

And me. It’s bloody marvellous.

Serenster · 02/05/2025 21:20

Me too. Never has there been a better opportunity to post this. (The Latin translates as “Prince William pushed Prince Harry onto the dog bowl” 🤣 )

Being Mr. Meghan Markle is no honeymoon (The Spectator)
DelectableMe · 02/05/2025 21:22

Serenster · 02/05/2025 21:20

Me too. Never has there been a better opportunity to post this. (The Latin translates as “Prince William pushed Prince Harry onto the dog bowl” 🤣 )

😂

JADS · 02/05/2025 21:23

BemusedAmerican · 02/05/2025 13:40

I've been to the Tower. I love history, I love ravens, and I just finished the Ravenmaster's book. I'd go again. I would also love to visit Windsor because it's an old castle in beautiful and historic parkland.

No interest in BP, KP ( which seems to house lots of people - bought a guidebook about it at Hampton court) or Sandringham. They just don't seem romantic or historically interesting to me.

BP is surprisingly interesting. The art gallery is amazing, I could have spent forever in there.

KP is also great. They have a room full of tiaras which made my day. The story of Queen Victoria is really interesting and sad.

I love the Georgian part of Hampton Court just as much as the Tudor bit.

The Tower at times is really quite macabre at times. So many people and animals met a sticky end there.

MaryMungoNMidge · 02/05/2025 21:24

Arraminta · 02/05/2025 18:56

Ah, a fellow history buff. Though it's a little known fact that it was Jane Eyre, daughter of Charlotte Bronte, who followed in her Aunt's footsteps by assuming the mantle of Erotica Galumbits, the Triple Breasted Whore of Erotica 6.

That's so interesting! I am so glad that young Jane got to have a bit of fun before being cruelly executed at the Tower by her cousin, Queen Mary Bennett. It is rumoured that Mary was wildly jealous of her triple breasted cous, believing that her nippular advantage had garnered the her the ardent admiration of Carlos Bingley 5, Emperor of Gran Canaria. Little did she know that it was, in fact, her own sister, Elizabeth Bennet who was the main threat to her future health and happiness, though Elizabeth would prove immune to the charms of Carlos, preferring instead to be entertained by privateer, lute player and court gigolo, Sir Christopher Martin.

Edit. Breasted, not breaded. The Warburton Affair is a whole different story.

Arraminta · 02/05/2025 21:27

Serenster · 02/05/2025 21:20

Me too. Never has there been a better opportunity to post this. (The Latin translates as “Prince William pushed Prince Harry onto the dog bowl” 🤣 )

Interesting image! That dog just so happens to be the legendary Havoc, none other than one of the fabled 'dogs of war' owned by Mark Anthony prior to his wedding to JLo.

Arraminta · 02/05/2025 21:32

MaryMungoNMidge · 02/05/2025 21:24

That's so interesting! I am so glad that young Jane got to have a bit of fun before being cruelly executed at the Tower by her cousin, Queen Mary Bennett. It is rumoured that Mary was wildly jealous of her triple breasted cous, believing that her nippular advantage had garnered the her the ardent admiration of Carlos Bingley 5, Emperor of Gran Canaria. Little did she know that it was, in fact, her own sister, Elizabeth Bennet who was the main threat to her future health and happiness, though Elizabeth would prove immune to the charms of Carlos, preferring instead to be entertained by privateer, lute player and court gigolo, Sir Christopher Martin.

Edit. Breasted, not breaded. The Warburton Affair is a whole different story.

Edited

So true. Though Miss Elizabeth Bennet twas ever a saucy minx and an obstinate, headstrong girl, and soon spurned the hapless Sir Chris in favour of the lusty Sir Walter and his enormous Raleigh Chopper.

jeffgoldblum · 02/05/2025 22:32

Harry needs to be made the Archbishop of Canterbury, then Charles can ask “ who will rid me of this turbulent priest “ and the problem will disappear!

MaryMungoNMidge · 02/05/2025 22:42

Arraminta · 02/05/2025 21:32

So true. Though Miss Elizabeth Bennet twas ever a saucy minx and an obstinate, headstrong girl, and soon spurned the hapless Sir Chris in favour of the lusty Sir Walter and his enormous Raleigh Chopper.

Ah, that saucy minx Eliza Bennet was exceedingly diverted by Sir Walter's massive chopper! However, it is a truth, universally acknowledged that no queen of these fair isles can resist a gentleman in possession of a good tuning fork. Sir Christopher won back his love with a heartfelt rendition on the pianoforte of Lady Celine Dion's opus, My Heart Will Go On. Captivated, Eliza agreed to mount his BMX and the two rode off in the direction of Plymouth, leaving Sir Walter alone with only his chopper as a source of solace. Once at Plymouth, the two took up position at the bow of the The Golden Heinz, captained by Sir Christophers's trusty friend, Sir Nick Drake. With the whole ship's crew now singing back up vocals to My Heart Will Go On, Eliza's beau swiftly took her up the channel, a journey climaxing in unexpected cannon fire that inadvertently took out a group of Spanish tourists taking a turn around the Isle of Wight.