Viewing figures are viewing figures.
It will matter not to anyone but M if most folk tune in to laugh or to despair as yet another thin rich person tells you how to your po’ ass life better.
And M will kid herself on that most will be falling at the altar of their televisions, waiting for her to spout her wisdom and her truth anyway.
Not much call for side boob on a trail.
Not that there was any call for it at a school either…