If you want to understand why the Royal Family is so keen for accommodation with the press, look no further than this projectile malice from Camilla Long in Rupert Murdoch's Times newspaper.
As a photo, it was extraordinary. A lightly powdered, slightly greying collection of dusty, crusting royals, like the frozen figures on an ashen wedding cake
Never mind whether the group was “too white” or not; it was certainly too old. I do wonder if this collection of aged and remote, unfamiliar relics in their panto robes (average age: 60) is what Charles had in mind when he imperiously let it be known he favoured a “slimmed-down monarchy”.
Did it at any point occur to him, when he was running a fat, bejewelled finger down the family tree, that, far from having the luxury of slimming things down himself, he would find that it had, by the time he got to it, drastically self-slimmed to the point of extinction?
Few people who watched last weekend can have been in any doubt: this was truly a bizarre, once-in-a-lifetime circus of swords and royal girdles. Not many people had ever seen a coronation: what, exactly, is it? Is it a wedding, a celebration, a funeral? It defied classification. My feeling was: funeral
It won’t do, this uninspiring, threadbare, wheezing collection of corpses.
One week on, I’m wondering if they shouldn’t be pushing for his abdication, before his vision for the monarchy, if there is one, becomes too gnarly, too tired, too moany, too dull.
Wowzah, this is harsh beyond belief. @Whaeanui @Roussette @Inkanta @Maireas
Separately, Sarah Vine has now directed her special venom away from Harry and Meghan towards the Wales.
And also in the Times, William is reported as already plotting his coronation, with reports that he plans to do it better. So horribly tacky from the media.
What a horrible life. They build you up only to bring you crashing down.
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