I see where we are back in Novella’s imaginary nirvana where all other constructional systems apart from the British monarchy are perfect. In the real world though, as most of us know, that’s not the case.
A head of state does not have his entire extended family , pedophiles included, living off the people . And yes they do take from the state - crown estate is publicly owned - no 'royals' -100% to the state
Novella has clearly never heard of Donald Trump and his numerous offspring…
A head of state is not above the law
It’s actually the norm in most constitutions for the Head of State to have immunity in their own country, and the International Court of Justice has also held that they have immunity from prosecution by other states too. Also, Novella can’t have ever heard of Silvio Berlusconi either, clearly…or Imelda Marcos, or many others. Actual criminals, not just people she doesn’t care for.
A head of state does not accept bags of cash and let someone else face the consequences ( if there are any - because 'royals ' are above the law)
Never heard of Cyril Ramphosa and his couch cushion stuffed with cash? Plenty of examples of dodgy financial dealings amongst world leaders who can’t point tot he fact, as Charles actually can, that the money was a donation that went through due process by the charity board before it was accepted.
A head of state can manage to sign a document without entitled hissing at assistants and tantruming over a pen
You can’t seriously never have come across examples of people holding high office behaving inappropriately? Getting cross at a pen pales into comparison against Julie Payette, in her role as Governor General of Canada having to resign because she harrassed her staff. Donald Trump threw his lunch at a White House wall. Eisenhower threw a golf club at someone and Richard Nixon threw ashtrays at staff.
So yes, Heads of State do all these things - and stay in office, and have high approval ratings too. Not having a monarchy is absolutely no guarantee that you’d have a system free from the aspects of the monarchy you dislike. Quite the opposite, in fact.