I'm a republican, yet I'm also fairly patriotic. But I'm patriotic despite the royals, not because of them. Frankly, they embarrass me. I'm dreading the coronation. The sight of Charles (who I like btw) sitting in that ridiculous gold carriage with those prats dressed like characters out of a Disney cartoon. Oh, god, it's SO humiliating.
However, I'm proud to be from the island that produced Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Blake, Defoe, Jane Austen, Keats, Wordsworth, Byron, Shelley, Coleridge, Dickens, the Brontes, George Eliot, Ruskin, Pater, Browning, Tennyson, H. G. Wells, George Orwell, Tolkien, Thomas Hardy, Virginia Woolf, not to mention Charles Darwin, Isaac Newton, David Hume, Adam Smith, John Locke. This was the island in which DNA was discovered, where the atom was first understood, where modern liberal democracy was born. Those are the things we should be proud of – our writers and scientists and philosophers. Not an ignorant, vulgar little oaf like Prince Harry. It often takes an outsider like Bill Bryson to point this out.