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Shag/Marry/Kill Game

24 replies

Muddays · 14/01/2023 01:37

So you have a choice of King Charles, Prince Andrew and Harry representing the men.
And Camilla, Fergie and Meghan representing the women.
This is a shallow game that is very popular and not to be taken too seriously please.
Other people choices are welcomed.

OP posts:
LuisCipher · 14/01/2023 01:44

Shag - Prince (in the beforetime obvs). Marry - Queen Latifah. Kill - all of the actual royals and start the glorious revolution.

JaneJeffer · 14/01/2023 01:55

#nothankyou

PartySock · 14/01/2023 01:58

I'll join a convent instead.

GoT1904 · 14/01/2023 02:12

Marry prince Andrew, shag Harry, kill Charles

DrMarciaFieldstone · 14/01/2023 02:13

Shoot myself.

Astaphorial · 14/01/2023 02:16

...and suicide is not an option? Are...are we sure about that?

DramaAlpaca · 14/01/2023 02:16

No. Nope. I've given this serious thought, I really have, and I just can't.

DingDonkey · 14/01/2023 08:23

Obviously marry Charles, shag Harry and kill/avoid Andrew. I'd assume divorce would be in my future..

Tamarindtree · 14/01/2023 16:04

I would have to suddenly become a lesbian and shag Fergie, marry Camilla and kill Meghan.

purpledalmation · 14/01/2023 18:05

Slit my wrists

NameChangeGin · 15/01/2023 08:44

No thanks!

Though megs has chosen to shag Harry, then marry Harry, and now the marriage, netflix deals and delusions are killing harry :(

NibbledSwitch · 15/01/2023 08:48

Tamarindtree · 14/01/2023 16:04

I would have to suddenly become a lesbian and shag Fergie, marry Camilla and kill Meghan.

Are you Jeremy Clarkson ?

IfOnlyTheyMeantIt · 15/01/2023 09:02

Kill PH
Kill Andrew
Kill Charles.

Accept I'm not very good at this game.

vera99 · 15/01/2023 09:04

One is nor aware of this game.

Novella4 · 15/01/2023 09:19

IfOnlyTheyMeantIt · 15/01/2023 09:02

Kill PH
Kill Andrew
Kill Charles.

Accept I'm not very good at this game.

😂

HoppingAndHoping · 15/01/2023 12:16

Nope, I can't do it with the men. Just.. NO!!

The female options you provided are definitely better. I would have to become a lesbian, I guess😆

Spinxsta · 15/01/2023 12:29

Marry Charles and encourage him to carry on an affair with Camila so we just have to do formal engagements and no hanky panky.

Kill Andrew.

Shag Harry at the back of a pub. Let him ride me like a nackered old mare with zero conversation.

daffodilandtulip · 15/01/2023 16:48

I think you are somewhat insane, and would like to present Mike Tindall to the jury.

NameChangeGin · 15/01/2023 18:44

daffodilandtulip · 15/01/2023 16:48

I think you are somewhat insane, and would like to present Mike Tindall to the jury.

Marry Mike, shag Mike, kill the rest?

daffodilandtulip · 15/01/2023 18:48

@NameChangeGin plan!

Masterofcats · 15/01/2023 18:59

What kind of sick mind do you have to come up to with such awful options.
I'm in the give up and kill the lot box with the men or become a lesbian. None of the woman are born royal so perhaps that's why they would at least offer a bit of conversation.

StarInTheHeavens · 15/01/2023 19:01

GoT1904 · 14/01/2023 02:12

Marry prince Andrew, shag Harry, kill Charles

Shock
ThatshallotBaby · 15/01/2023 19:05

I think @NameChangeGin has got it tbh Grin
All other options don’t bear thinking about

Andsoforth · 15/01/2023 23:05

Considered becoming a lesbian, and still can’t bring myself to shag any of them. What were the other options?

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