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Harry's ghost writer

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StarInTheHeavens · 08/01/2023 12:50

I can't find his name to look him up but I saw it yesterday. I heard this person is 'award winning'. But some of the things like 'mounted her like a stallion' are unbelievably crude. Does anyone know who he is & what awards he's won? If this style of writing turns out to be true then Harry has been sold well-short, even if the details are cringey.

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Ticketyboots · 08/01/2023 14:25

Happyvalleyfan · 08/01/2023 13:11

Don’t you think it would be wise to read the book rather than salacious extracts?
Perhaps some self reflection of your own posts would be a good idea?

Helpfully H&M have since issued 2 pages publicly to put the killing number in context.

It was helpful - in confirming it was foolish in any context.

The fact that they still defend it and can’t see that it is problematic is revealing.,

MarshaMelrose · 08/01/2023 14:29

@amyneedssleep
If it wasn't your intention to be aggressive, then I apologise. But to me when you say, " but you do you", that's how it comes across.

amyneedssleep · 08/01/2023 14:31

MarshaMelrose · 08/01/2023 14:29

@amyneedssleep
If it wasn't your intention to be aggressive, then I apologise. But to me when you say, " but you do you", that's how it comes across.

It really wasn't. You do you is a neutral statement to me, another way to say agree to disagree.

To be fair this is why I struggle to maintain regularity on message boards/forums. I really struggle with tone.

MarshaMelrose · 08/01/2023 14:32

Happyvalleyfan · 08/01/2023 14:03

Yes - I’d think that would be bizarrely sycophantic!

You'd honestly say, hey this book might be rubbish so don't praise it!
OK. Very even handed of you.

Happyvalleyfan · 08/01/2023 14:35

MarshaMelrose · 08/01/2023 14:32

You'd honestly say, hey this book might be rubbish so don't praise it!
OK. Very even handed of you.

I think the proof required to trash something needs to be in general higher than to praise something- but I’m generally a nice person who doesn’t like to denounce people for the fun of it

Ticketyboots · 08/01/2023 14:39

Edithisoverthere · 08/01/2023 14:08

I'm a ghostwriter (have an AMA from a few days ago if anyone wants to ask anything) and I'm fascinated by what's gone on here. When I work with someone, it's my job to get their voice, their character, their speech patterns, their personality - but, once the first draft is written, I always try to be honest about whether they've said anything they might regret. Things which might cause family rifts come up a lot.

With this, there is plenty that would be advised against in a 'normal' set up, but Harry must have such a locked-in contract that it would be really hard to delete the stories which are going to bring in the headlines. The ghost would know what was gold even if he would usually have advised against it going into a final draft.

I've had clients who have never read their books - but I think Harry has done the audio hasn't he? Maybe that's when it hit him and he realised what was going to be put out there.

Do you think it has hit him?

I think he signed up this deal and was locked in to detail a very long time ago - when he was raging.

I would have hoped that years down the line he would be reflective and less bitter.

It would be hard to see that in NF as so much was edited by them or B roll used to cover when contentious statements were made.

I think the interviews coming up with ITV, CBS and ABC will be interesting to see where his mood lies. Although these were recorded before the leak and we don’t know if the interviewers had read the book or what limitations they were working within to be awarded the exclusive interviews.

However PH is scheduled to do a live interview on Tues on The Late Show - so expect that to be the most revealing of where his head is at.

MarshaMelrose · 08/01/2023 14:42

@amyneedssleep
To me, you do you is dismissive. It's the sort of thing where one person presents their side as being very reasonable and then say "but you do you" which by implication is that the other person's side is not reasonable.
I accept that's not what you meant. I guess you meant agree to disagree or we all think differently. That sort of thing.
Honestly, I care so little whether Moehringer liked something or not. I don't even know what he liked. But even if it was by accident, he was still reading it all, negative as well as positive. So maybe he needs to adjust his filters. 😉

MarshaMelrose · 08/01/2023 14:48

Edithisoverthere · 08/01/2023 14:08

I'm a ghostwriter (have an AMA from a few days ago if anyone wants to ask anything) and I'm fascinated by what's gone on here. When I work with someone, it's my job to get their voice, their character, their speech patterns, their personality - but, once the first draft is written, I always try to be honest about whether they've said anything they might regret. Things which might cause family rifts come up a lot.

With this, there is plenty that would be advised against in a 'normal' set up, but Harry must have such a locked-in contract that it would be really hard to delete the stories which are going to bring in the headlines. The ghost would know what was gold even if he would usually have advised against it going into a final draft.

I've had clients who have never read their books - but I think Harry has done the audio hasn't he? Maybe that's when it hit him and he realised what was going to be put out there.

If he returned the advance and paid the ghostwriter fee, could he have refused to have the book published?
That's what an article implied. That he withdrew his permission for ot to be published which sent Penguin Random House into a tizzy. However, turns out he had nt hadca change of mind, he didn't regret any if it and he was only delaying publication til his grandmother had died.

Edithisoverthere · 08/01/2023 14:48

TicketyBoots - when he was reading out stallion mounting/frozen penis/appalling baldiness, he'd have had a bit of a moment hopefully 😂

You're absolutely right in that it'll be interesting to see what his mood and tone are like in upcoming interviews. I'm far too invested in this . . .

Edithisoverthere · 08/01/2023 14:52

MarshaMelrose - the contract would be mind-boggling but if he'd tried to get out of it, I'd imagine there would be more penalties than just repayment (and that would be millions). When I've worked with celebs, there has sometimes been a clause that, if they pull out, they'll also have additional fees to pay depending on how far it's gone - miniscule compared to this but I've never had it happen.

bakalava · 08/01/2023 14:52

Perhaps the unedited version was a whole lot worse and Harry was insisting that he wanted to get everything in there. Perhaps this is the watered down version of what was shared. Didn't the ghostwriter 'like' a tweet regarding difficult clients a few days ago? Perhaps the ghostwriter was primarily answerable to NF according to how the assignment was set up.

Ticketyboots · 08/01/2023 14:53

Edithisoverthere · 08/01/2023 14:48

TicketyBoots - when he was reading out stallion mounting/frozen penis/appalling baldiness, he'd have had a bit of a moment hopefully 😂

You're absolutely right in that it'll be interesting to see what his mood and tone are like in upcoming interviews. I'm far too invested in this . . .

Yes him voicing the audio is going to slap him on the arse…..!

I wonder if there will be additional sound effects - will he will be huffing and puffing and neighing during his recollection of his frolic with a filly in the field?

TizerorFizz · 08/01/2023 14:54

@Edithisoverthere
Theres an interesting article by a ghost writer in the Telegraph more or less saying what you have. Except hardly anyone knows who he is! That’s the point. We now have a celebrity ghost writer who hasn’t given the best advice. I suspect this is due to the sums of money involved and the need for sensationalism. They had to justify the big bucks. However Harry should have received better advice regarding the inclusion of some stories, quite obviously.

As for poor translation?! Does anyone truly believe that English to Spanish and back to English, translated by experts, won’t be accurate? Of course it is. It’s not as if it’s a little spoken language with few experts.

Ticketyboots · 08/01/2023 14:59

TizerorFizz · 08/01/2023 14:54

@Edithisoverthere
Theres an interesting article by a ghost writer in the Telegraph more or less saying what you have. Except hardly anyone knows who he is! That’s the point. We now have a celebrity ghost writer who hasn’t given the best advice. I suspect this is due to the sums of money involved and the need for sensationalism. They had to justify the big bucks. However Harry should have received better advice regarding the inclusion of some stories, quite obviously.

As for poor translation?! Does anyone truly believe that English to Spanish and back to English, translated by experts, won’t be accurate? Of course it is. It’s not as if it’s a little spoken language with few experts.

That’s the straw clutchers - alongside their other desperate plea to silence opinion - wait til Tuesday for context.

They must be devastated that their hero has dished out all of this dirt they can’t cope with after defending him for years.

But maybe Tuesday will be worse ….

TizerorFizz · 08/01/2023 15:02

I don’t think there’s more.vWell not big revelations. The interviews might reveal a bit more or dig bigger holes of course. Translators work pretty fast so the juicy bits are out there now. Minor info to come maybe?

LolaSmiles · 08/01/2023 15:03

MilkshakesBringAllTheCoosToTheYard
That's interesting.
I've often wondered what the ghost writer does when some ghost-written books are so awful and I'd assumed their job was to create decent prose from the ideas they're given.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 08/01/2023 15:05

I hope he's lawyered up; because going on past form with the documentary it's only a matter of time before PH starts grizzling that the book isn't what he wanted and he's not happy with the finished product.

Moehringer deserves a medal for sitting through that lot. I do wonder how he kept a straight face.

Ramensoooop · 08/01/2023 15:12

bakalava

the same resident author that’s also claimed to be the resident translator and also claimed to work for a charity and also within an editing/publishing role?

Ticketyboots · 08/01/2023 15:13

TizerorFizz · 08/01/2023 15:02

I don’t think there’s more.vWell not big revelations. The interviews might reveal a bit more or dig bigger holes of course. Translators work pretty fast so the juicy bits are out there now. Minor info to come maybe?

I think that overall themes will come through (spite? jealousy? delusion? vulnerability?) and also any fact checking or inconsistencies with what he has said previously.

I wonder what he will deem success?

No of units shifted?

Reaction or bad press for RF?

Increase in his own ratings by general public or being feted by the media he despises? Or just the US public / media / A lister opportunities?

bakalava · 08/01/2023 15:18

Ramensoooop · 08/01/2023 15:12

bakalava

the same resident author that’s also claimed to be the resident translator and also claimed to work for a charity and also within an editing/publishing role?

😂I loved it when some knew that the leak had already happened and she was still telling the plebs that it was all top secret and that she would take charge of moderating the literary discussion on x date in the future.

She does have a couple of fans who wouldn't know any different. She would have you believe that she is the only educated person on MN with that sniffy attitude she keeps up 90% of the time. It slipped on the Chelsey Davy thread which seems to have gone.

Ramensoooop · 08/01/2023 15:27

@bakalava Oooh how did the mask slip on that thread? I missed it 🥲

it’s always boggled my mind how often and blatantly our resident expert know-it-all contradicted themselves yet the fans continued to lap it up 😂 posting messages on an online forum doesn’t count as working in the literary world. Also, the name changing never worked as the pompous condescending tone makes them v identifiable 🕵️‍♂️

bakalava · 08/01/2023 15:33

Ramensoooop · 08/01/2023 15:27

@bakalava Oooh how did the mask slip on that thread? I missed it 🥲

it’s always boggled my mind how often and blatantly our resident expert know-it-all contradicted themselves yet the fans continued to lap it up 😂 posting messages on an online forum doesn’t count as working in the literary world. Also, the name changing never worked as the pompous condescending tone makes them v identifiable 🕵️‍♂️

I agree. The deleted thread was all "excuse me miss" and "listen honey" 😂basically taking offence to the fact that somebody had innocently pointed out that they liked the sound of Chelsey from Harry's own description. I didn't even contribute to it because I knew it would vanish.
There are poster who quite obviously know she is making it all up. Today, it began with some drivel about being privileged to travel extensively and spend half of every year in marvelous Scotland. Just like the Queen 🙄

Edithisoverthere · 08/01/2023 15:36

bakalava · 08/01/2023 15:33

I agree. The deleted thread was all "excuse me miss" and "listen honey" 😂basically taking offence to the fact that somebody had innocently pointed out that they liked the sound of Chelsey from Harry's own description. I didn't even contribute to it because I knew it would vanish.
There are poster who quite obviously know she is making it all up. Today, it began with some drivel about being privileged to travel extensively and spend half of every year in marvelous Scotland. Just like the Queen 🙄

This all sounds fabulous - I miss all the good stuff. Had everything been deleted?

bakalava · 08/01/2023 15:45

Actually, Nurseymumm's thread about Chelsey is still up in the RF section but there are deletions within it.

Ramensoooop · 08/01/2023 15:55

A shame to have missed it, it’s hilarious their tired old arguments (haterz jealous racists) have suddenly become obsolete since the book leak 😂 also when they kept hinting there was going to be some big reveal that would justify all the hypocrisy - guess not!