Seals- am I not magical?

[DogBowlsAreMyWeapon]

So I live in the wilds of Scotland and sea seals on a daily basis - even swim with them.

They’ve never sang to me - they tend to just sort of Bob about and stare.

I promise I’m not a racist-towards-seals bastard and I always chat to them; common AND grey.

But they don’t sing to me - am I not magical? Am I off key?

What would you sing to a seal and why?

“solitary sister… solitary brother” = nothing. 😔

Kiss from a rose?

😂😂😂😂

I don't know but I'm jealous, that sounds like a perfect life to me!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_pAXWxSden4

Ugh. I think my seals are broken. I don’t “bark” at them - I’m just “morning Geoff, morning Sally - you’re looking very beautiful today”.

I don’t even think they know what a rose is- and I don’t know many songs about mackerel. 😔

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You clearly don't have the Royal Seal of Approval, OP.
Perhaps you are more of a Walrus of Love.

Hoists bosem oi! I resemble that remark!

If we’ve learned anything from this - it’s that men (in this case the chef) talk shite.

Orcas do not routinely travel that part of the coast - and two, if and when they do, the seals are safer in shallow water close to the shore. Unless of course she’s an orca whisperer too which I’d not considered… but it puts into perspective the Vancouver island jolly.

I think we need a photo of your seals! Sounds idyllic

You need sea lions which are possibly one of the noisiest beast around

The trick would be to get them to stop singing

A game of fetch might be more successful

Hopefully better link

Oh forget it.