Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

The royal family

If Prince Harry ever returns to the UK legal jurisdiction he should face criminal investigation.

104 replies

Megan1992xx · 06/01/2023 11:51

By his own words Harry has admitted industrial levels of drug abuse; we know he consumed an enormous bag of cannabis in Africa, so much that he forgot what day it was. Cocaine at a shooting party, as well as several lines of cocaine since. Add to that magic mushrooms, which are also Class A.
In effect his money (who I am kidding his father's money) has been channelled down a narcotic supply line to fund other forms of criminality.

If he had been born in Peckham and admitted to this he would be facing a long stretch.
Harry needs to be interviewed under caution and he needs to give up the name of those responsible for supplying him. For far too long a certain sort of public schoolboy, schoolgirl with access to free money has pumped money into the narcotic trade.
When the Civil Police have finished with him the Royal Military Police can then question him about his breach of military discipline. 2 years in Aldershot Glasshouse will teach him some valuable life skills and provide him with a trade when he leaves custody.

OP posts:
Rockybooboo · 06/01/2023 13:11

Can you imagine how many arrests would be if misogyny was a crime. There's be no-one left at The Daily Mail. Then they have to arrest the army for killing people and after that it's off to the city for all the coke heads. They're going to need more police.

feathermucker · 06/01/2023 13:22

ODFOD 😌😴

vera99 · 06/01/2023 13:24

2/10 must try harder.

bostonchamps · 06/01/2023 13:26

what constitutes industrial levels of drug taking vs normal levels of drug taking (should one participate in drug taking)

LaurieFairyCake · 06/01/2023 13:28

Industrial levels?

That's literally a Friday night out for some people

Quveas · 06/01/2023 13:31

In effect his money (who I am kidding his father's money) has been channelled down a narcotic supply line to fund other forms of criminality.

Oh ffs, it's like Dante's circles of hell on this site - just when you think it can't get any more insane, it just does it in spades.

But if you really want to go down that route, I doubt Charles will be too bothered about family criminality. It's hardly the first time, and nor is he any stranger to it - or did you really think three suitcases full of dosh from a Middle Eastern sheikh was the change from his kebab?

ttcat37 · 06/01/2023 13:31

Megan1992xx · 06/01/2023 11:51

By his own words Harry has admitted industrial levels of drug abuse; we know he consumed an enormous bag of cannabis in Africa, so much that he forgot what day it was. Cocaine at a shooting party, as well as several lines of cocaine since. Add to that magic mushrooms, which are also Class A.
In effect his money (who I am kidding his father's money) has been channelled down a narcotic supply line to fund other forms of criminality.

If he had been born in Peckham and admitted to this he would be facing a long stretch.
Harry needs to be interviewed under caution and he needs to give up the name of those responsible for supplying him. For far too long a certain sort of public schoolboy, schoolgirl with access to free money has pumped money into the narcotic trade.
When the Civil Police have finished with him the Royal Military Police can then question him about his breach of military discipline. 2 years in Aldershot Glasshouse will teach him some valuable life skills and provide him with a trade when he leaves custody.

You come across as extremely sheltered and naive.
People don’t get prosecuted for taking drugs in these circumstances. “Taking drugs” is not an offence.
Do you really think that Harry is the first member of the royal family to take class A drugs? You think William has never touched any?
What exactly would he be facing a long stretch for? (If he came from Peckham 🤔)
Why do you think he would offer up the name of whoever supplied him?

Are you aware of how prevalent drug use is in the U.K., especially recreational? 1 in 5 people age 16-24 took drugs in 2020.

Darcy101 · 06/01/2023 13:42

FellForTheWrongUnAgain · 06/01/2023 12:58

"Yes officer, I consumed cocaine in 2003, it was given to me by my associate Mike Hunt who resides at 999 Lesby Avenue, London"

Not a convo Harry is gonna have or the police are going to have any interest in I'm afraid.

😂true!

alloutofcareunits · 06/01/2023 13:47

This is possibly the most naive poster I have come across on here 😂

Dinodigger · 06/01/2023 13:51

They literally found drugs at my friend's house once whilst looking for all her electronic devices (long story) and they didn't care at all as that wasn't what they were there for. So I can't see them caring Harry took drugs when he was a teenager really.

alloutofcareunits · 06/01/2023 13:52

'Industrial level drug use' and believing the police would be remotely interested are equally unbelievable statements

Megan1992xx · 06/01/2023 13:55

Well it is pretty clear that I am very naive, never taken drugs no wish to.
Apologies for posting.

OP posts:
bobbytorq · 06/01/2023 13:56

OP, you are truely bonkers! Harry might be a complete dick but the police will not be remotely interested in anything you have posted. I take it you don't have much experience of real crime?

Shitzngiggles · 06/01/2023 13:59

Well I've never taken drugs either, but this is completely bonkers.

Megan1992xx · 06/01/2023 14:00

Perhaps I need to ingest a big bag of cannabis to see the 'truth'.
I believe that use of cannabis leads to you being bonkers btw.

OP posts:
StrikeItMucky · 06/01/2023 14:01

🤣🤣🤣 Nice gag

FellForTheWrongUnAgain · 06/01/2023 14:04

Megan1992xx · 06/01/2023 13:55

Well it is pretty clear that I am very naive, never taken drugs no wish to.
Apologies for posting.

No shit!

Megan1992xx · 06/01/2023 14:05

If the use of drugs is so widespread and so acceptable apparently amongst the young in particular why is the supply so harshly treated?
If there was a party and the host supplied cocaine for everyone who attended would that not constitute supply?

OP posts:
SzeliSecond · 06/01/2023 14:10

Megan1992xx · 06/01/2023 14:05

If the use of drugs is so widespread and so acceptable apparently amongst the young in particular why is the supply so harshly treated?
If there was a party and the host supplied cocaine for everyone who attended would that not constitute supply?

Yes technically it would and plenty of people have been charged in such a way.

Industrial use tho? The quote says a few lines!

Inkpotlover · 06/01/2023 14:11

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Arewethebadguys · 06/01/2023 14:11

Keep clutching those pearls love! You are absolutely clueless about police resources and interest in dealing with low level drug misuse. Maybe if you report him they'll organise a SWAT ream to infiltrate his ranch in California?!

booboo82 · 06/01/2023 14:16

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted by MNHQ. Here's a link to our Talk Guidelines.

bostonchamps · 06/01/2023 14:17

I genuinely wish I lived in an area where serious/violent crime was so low that I'd imagine the police would be interested in a few lines of coke from years ago.

What a lovely area you must live in.

(Hackney native here, who had to step over an empty baggy on her way out of her front door this morning)

Blowyourowntrumpet · 06/01/2023 14:18

I can't work out if you're serious. To say that anyone else would be facing a long stretch is ridiculous.

tonystarksrighthand · 06/01/2023 14:20

Megan1992xx · 06/01/2023 12:20

'County Lines' are only a thing because of Prince Harry and the people he went shooting with.

Funniest thing I've heard in a long time

Swipe left for the next trending thread