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Totally confused.......

25 replies

Meltinthemiddle · 05/01/2023 19:16

So let’s get this straight: he's worried about his security but he he reveals he killed 25 Taliban members, brags he lost virginity to an older woman outside a pub who treated him like a “young stallion”, didn’t know where to turn when his wife was suicidal…But needed to call his therapist after William pushed him 🤔

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BasilParsley · 05/01/2023 19:19

Harry's admission on both the number of people he killed and how he lost his virginity is seriously a step too far in anyone's book - be it a major/minor/incidental celebrity... I wonder if we will ever learn about how Meghan lost her virginity....

Meltinthemiddle · 05/01/2023 19:49

Some things need to stay private! Honestly wondering what type of people he has around him and advising him. It's not going to end well as at all.

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Hattie72 · 05/01/2023 19:51

He must be in the middle of a breakdown. What a car crash 🤯

BasilParsley · 05/01/2023 19:58

Meltinthemiddle · 05/01/2023 19:49

Some things need to stay private! Honestly wondering what type of people he has around him and advising him. It's not going to end well as at all.

I totally agree! It's becoming (another!) car crash.....

caringcarer · 05/01/2023 20:02

As if anyone cares when or how he lost his virginity. His ego knows no bounds. I feel sorry for RF who must find him an embarrassment. It's sad because his kids will see that book when they are older. Their Friends will be laughing at Harry.

WeWereInParis · 05/01/2023 20:05

The virginity thing is way too much info. No one should use the word mounted when talking about sex Envy

Legrandetraitor · 05/01/2023 20:08

The whole book is “WHHHYYYYYY???”

I have to say I am immensely enjoying each mortifying revelation between my fingers. It’s hilarious. He’s a total moron and he is painting himself as such, and every single thing he has said has made meghan look terrible too and I can’t see how he can’t see it!

HitMeWithAHotNoteAndWatchMeBounce · 05/01/2023 20:09

I am so, so, so sick of this man and his wife.

Why can’t they just go away and live their lives in privacy and peace and quiet, like the ‘normal’ people they say they want to be.

Meltinthemiddle · 05/01/2023 20:11

Was this book even due to come out when the queen was alive? Could you imagine her reaction! I feel so uneasy hearing all a bit like watching Britney doing all those weird dances on insta.

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ThatsGoingToHurt · 05/01/2023 20:12

Surely him admitting he killed 25 people will now make him a massive target for some terrorist organisations?

ShamedBySiri · 05/01/2023 20:14

Well they can't have calculated that The Queen would have died by the time it came out so that's Ok then. They were doing all this, filming the Netflix , writing the book whilst she was alive and they could reasonably have expected she would still be alive when it all came out. Thank goodness she did die when she did and never saw all this.
Absolutely contemptible.

Minimalme · 05/01/2023 20:16

Crikey. I don't want a Royal Family at all but I can't for the life of me understand why he still has title privileges.

I cut contact with my birth family due to childhood abuse. I will not inherit and have no pictures from my childhood.

Harry has left, he isn't royal anymore, neither is his wife or his kids. It's ridiculous.

fancyacuppatea · 05/01/2023 20:19

Is the first line of the book "Once upon a time..."
🤔🤦‍♀️

ShamedBySiri · 05/01/2023 20:19

As regards the older woman outside a pub - perhaps she was a barmaid and he never knew her name? Are we meant to believe he has "standards" and didn't reveal her name out of respect for the woman concerned?

Back in my younger days I knew a surprising number of privately educated young men who got their first experiences from... variously:
A school cleaner
The school cook who made sure there was something hot ready for after late rugby practice
The housemaster's wife (and the lady in question was made head of house)
To name a few.
So bar maid from the local seems entirely likely.
As does the likelihood of him not ever having bothered to learn the barmaid's name.

Georgeskitchen · 05/01/2023 20:22

Remember the antics of the other spare, Princess Margaret? With her everlasting holidays, dodgy boyfriends and "questionable " friends?
pretty sure Her Majesty must have had a few stern conversations with her little sister.
HM must be spinning in her grave with the latest carcrash!!

Nanalisa60 · 05/01/2023 20:23

I really don’t think it’s a good idea to brag about killing 25 Taliban. Hope he does not regret telling the whole world that gem.

Butitsnotfunnyisititsserious · 05/01/2023 20:24

He's showing the world just how thick he really is.

Nanalisa60 · 05/01/2023 20:25

That’s what I thought

Bagsundermyeyestoday · 05/01/2023 20:26

I don't understand why one of their friends isn't telling them that they need to stop now. It is like watching a car crash, I think he has some serious MH issues 😕

bakalava · 05/01/2023 20:27

I think that if money gets too tight then they may consider making a tape and this is a way of moving in that direction.

simplefree · 05/01/2023 20:30

Who else needs to know who was that woman outside the pub?
And which pub?

Meltinthemiddle · 05/01/2023 20:32

simplefree · 05/01/2023 20:30

Who else needs to know who was that woman outside the pub?
And which pub?

Yeah maybe she needs to come forward and sell her story!

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simplefree · 05/01/2023 20:33

Meltinthemiddle · 05/01/2023 20:32

Yeah maybe she needs to come forward and sell her story!

good call!

we might expect a few....

2023 entertainment sorted!

00100001 · 05/01/2023 21:24

Ha ha , Harry's illegitimate child will pop up soon no doubt....

bakalava · 06/01/2023 21:18

00100001 · 05/01/2023 21:24

Ha ha , Harry's illegitimate child will pop up soon no doubt....

Only Centaurs need apply.

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