A Proper Interview

[Butteredtoast55]

So, if you had the chance to interview Harry and Meghan, or even William and Kate, what would you ask them?

To K&W: How do you sleep at night, you selfish layabouts?

There would be no point. As that great philosopher and scholar Rebecca Vardy once said, you cannot argue with a pidgeon.

Both RV and Meghan are fantasists with delusions of intellect and a tendency to rewrite history.

To William - how much money did the Queen really have when she died? And how much for Phillip?

H&M: how much money do you think you need to have a comfortable life?