The thing that annoys me about Paul Burrell is that the joke about the Queen’s horse farting was doing the rounds in 1987 but when he went I to the jungle for iacgmooh, he passed it off as a true story.
I think he should go to LA and be Harry’s butler. It would be perfect:
Sir, the press have been at it again.
What have they been up to? fckers
Let me tell you a story about your mother. The Princess always did this...