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The Royal ‘resignation’ was masterminded by Boris Johnson

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Wiltinglillies · 12/01/2020 16:13

Brexit, remember that?
Nope, me neither.
Something very fishy is going on here!

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hellsbells99 · 12/01/2020 19:41

I think Zara bribed Harry to release the news when he did 😉

IdiotInDisguise · 12/01/2020 19:42

At some point I’m sure we will have further confirmation that all of them are aliens

Wiltinglillies · 13/01/2020 11:18

I think Zara bribed Harry to release the news when he did
Why, what did miss (whilst immersed in this nonsense)?

Are you actually joking OP?
Um, yes. I'd say RTFT, but that would sound rude

I’m sure we will have further confirmation that all of them are aliens
Well, yes, my money's on lizard people. I mean they have thay ever denied it?

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hellsbells99 · 13/01/2020 12:20

@Wiltinglillies - the news that Zara has received a 6 month driving ban after racking up speeding points

NameChangeNugget · 13/01/2020 12:22

I blame Corbyn Grin

AutumnRose1 · 13/01/2020 12:23

Considering how many jobs that man has at any one time, it could easily be real.

Vilanelle · 13/01/2020 12:24

USE THE OTHER 12 THREADS TO POST YOUR OPINION FFS

HebeMumsnet · 13/01/2020 12:54

Morning, everyone. We have quite a few threads running on this and related topics now, so we're just having a bit of a tidy and moving some of the smaller threads over to our Royal Family topic.

donquixotedelamancha · 13/01/2020 14:56

moving some of the smaller threads over to our Royal Family topic

Very clever. It would be too obvious for the lizard people to have this thread deleted, so they are burying it. You've stumbled on the truth, OP.

IdiotInDisguise · 13/01/2020 15:23

Actually, thinking of it, how much billions could we give to the NHS instead, if we stop paying billions in taxes for aristocrats to cut ribbons and wave at the masses?

It was Boris.., no doubt Grin

Mummy195 · 13/01/2020 21:52

Haha, OP.

You sound just like my friend who always believed that BJ's father bribed MPs to make sure BJ gets to be prime minister. That he made sure his boys join politics, so he can live vicariously through them being the PM he never was.

Now my friend thinks he may have seen that that BJ is sinking, and since he's got his finger in a lot of pies, may have got wind of this little gem and just threw everything up in the air and see what sticks. How else did the Sun know about this 10 days ago and asked H&M PR to comment since it's obvious that no one even knew where they were exactly for all those days, how they got there etc. - though my friend doesn't quite believe the 10 day story to begin with.

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