What will Kate Middleton be posting on MN in a few years?

[sethstarkaddersmum]

apols if someone has already done this (quite likely).

Property/DIY: Should I sell one of my castles?

Style/beauty: Help! Can't decide which crown looks best for Parliament Opening

Arts and crafts: Anyone else do scrapbooking with Old Master paintings?

NOt sure I fancy my fiance anymore as he's going bald. WWYD?

GFIL keeps walking round the castle shouting "Orf with her head.....we got away with doing it to the last one"

Any idea what this means?

BIL is in the papers again - should I be supportive or make a show of disapproval?

FIL hasn't had a proper job for years - he just sits around living off benefits and some money he inherited. Do you think we can get him into one of Iain Duncan-Smith's litter picking schemes?

AIBU in thinking its an absolute liberty that now we are getting divorced DHs family want the engagement ring back?

I am having this recurrent nightmare, I am walking around the Tower of London all alone in the dark, anyone know what this could mean?

The gardener has just walked out in a huff - who the hell is going to mow Wales now?

FFS! How many footmen DOES it take to change a light bulb?!

PMSL suncottage!

Style
Nothing i like in Net-a-Porter? What do i wear tomorrow?

BTW, sunny cottage
Careful with GF related posts. It can turn not funny at all.

Diva

What is GF?

Still laughing at the corgi+distressing smell one Suncottage. Bravo!

Noone's mentioned GF have they?

Unless thats a ref to GFIL which is surely grandfather in law?

Frakkinup

I'm as well - what is GF? Gluten free? Girlfriend? Grandfather?

AIBU to let have myself go now I have the wedding ring on my finger and go around in my old trackies and Uggs? DH is complaining but it was so boring being perfectly groomed at all times.

Often on here it refers to the well known author of a controversial parenting book.

But could be all of the above!

Good SHag?

Does Regain for Men really work?

"Wills needs hair transplant so what the best surgeon ?"
Actually personally i think hge is lovely and handsome. . .but prob going little thin on top like prince edward .

"Dont want to waste my beautiful expensive wedding dress , so how can i transform it into a fab ball gown. . . .?"

" AIBU to want 3x ski chalets , on ein Courcheval, one in Chamonix and the other in Austria?"

"Holidays are so so boring and full of Hooray Henrys in Scotland, shooting fishing and drinks parties every day is just getting me down."

"Guess what mnetters, my DH at the birth of our first child is gonna be so hands on and he wants to cut the cord!!!"

lol lol lol !!!

AIBU to be pissed of that MIL is constantly upstaging me and stealing the spotlight on all my special occasions, despite being dead for over a decade?!

There was a bit of a mix up over dinner DH said "heads will roll" does he mean mine?

omg, the initials are W&C, WC , should have kept K methinks

Relationships-Have just been proposed to. DH has money and says FIL will give him a job one day, but should I trust him? Until now he says he's a soldier, but doesn't seem to actually do anything.

Relationships: Am I the only one to find BIL much hotter than DH? Should I have an affair?

Career: Should I write a children's book if I manage to have children?

Education: When is too young to start planning DCs' career and schooling?

Education: This 'admissions process' thing, which ribbon do I have to cut exactly?

Someone just emailed me this which made me chuckle